The Tea Room (Renovated)

[The Ace]

Tangle is having a field day jumping from branch to branch. Just wait until he goes looking for his dish.

[Overread]

*sniffs around the garden area outside, magnifying glass in his jaws as he hunts and searches, then finds his target, twisting the glass to catch what is left of the light and to focus such deadly rays upon a small hole*

[HoopyFrood]

*Ivy creeps over the rafters and dangles down* Oh, yes, rather.

[Overread]

*keeps burning that little spot, until that is a small, little, tiny red ant crawls out and tries to attack the ray of light. An ant that fast finds it can't fight fire with mandibles; however this lesson is hard learnt by ants as more and more start to pour out with vengance in mind. Smirking, as best a wolf can around a magnifying glass handle in his maw, he starts to lead the army of ants slowly across the lawn, trailing the line of destruction forward until he reaches one of those annoying Hoopyvines*

[HoopyFrood]

*feels tickly ant feet*

*retracts vines*

*regards tip of ant-ed vine* Hmm.

*flicks them off, one by one*

[Overread]

*Watches as he withdraws the deadly ray of light and the ants focus their pent up rage now upon the vines at they flick them here and there, whilst more and more ants pouring from the hole to replace them.

[HoopyFrood]

Bah.

*shakes vines and then retracts them all completely* Stupid creatures.

[Overread]

*grins and watches the ranks of little red ants starting to flow up the side of the wall and in through the shattered windows*

[HoopyFrood]

*there is a sudden convulsive squeeze from all the plants, as every leaf that has an ant on it reacts and crushes*

[Overread]

*blinks and watches as ant after red little ant charges to its doom against the crushing vines, little mandibles chewing and biting where they can *

[HoopyFrood]

*Leaves the ants and plants to do the age-old battle of nature*

*grabs the wolf by the scruff of the neck and shakes him* Damn annoyance!

[Overread]

*shakes this way and that and drops his magnifying glass*

Darned dratted leafy thing!!

[HoopyFrood]

I oughta bit your silly ear and fill you with my delightful plant poisons...

[Overread]

*struggles and wriggles*
GAH! But you can't do that - its immoral!

[HoopyFrood]

Piffle. It's about the best way to get rid of you pesty pests. *Lunges*