The Tea Room (Renovated)

[HoopyFrood]

And I shall have things to say right back.

*Pokes out other windows to let all the sunlight roll in*

Lav-ly.

[Overread]

Humf got this all planned out haven't you eh

[HoopyFrood]

*shrugs* Just making a nice little green haven for myself and my darlings.

[Overread]

*wriggles and chews the vine holding him, biting off its horrible tasting tendril*

Well you could have used the veg garden!

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Oh, fark this!!!


*Electricity starts to crackle within the containment unit and Karn slowly starts to reach boiling temperatures until with a mighty explosion the unit shatters, sending shards of glass flying in all directions*


When I find that flittering deathtrap...!!!

[HoopyFrood]

Originally Posted by OR

*wriggles and chews the vine holding him, biting off its horrible tasting tendril*

Well you could have used the veg garden!

Gah, ow! Quit with the chewing else I'll stuff you full of moss.

[Overread]

*hears a boom from inside*

Well stop wrapping me up in horrible vines!!

[HoopyFrood]

No.

*wraps him up some more*

[Overread]

*proceeds to chew and nip and bite and, when a paw or two is free, slash at the vines*

You cursed pollen producing, green blooded plants!

[HoopyFrood]

Gah, ow!

*vines slither back through the window*

*kneels on the grassy carpet to replenish some nutrients, muttering about stupid wolves*

[Overread]

*huffs and glares after the retreating vines*

Blasted plants!

Hmm *wanders around outside, paw scratching at any clump of grass he can find until it scraps on something metallic. With a flip of his paw he open up a small hatch, head ducking down and then, making a series of complaints about metal on teeth, turns off the water supply*

[HoopyFrood]

*fountain stops tinkling*

Curses.

Whell.

*Grabs Karn in various vines and squeezes tightly, wringing out a gush of water* Excellent! My own personal watering can.

[Overread]

*glares through the shattered remains of the open window*
Drat it - hmmmm can't burn it out, can't dry it out, can't photosynthesise it out - only one path left.

*heads off, only to return moments later with a magnifying glass*

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

You think you can control an element itself?

*Karn's eyes glow white and again electricity crackles through the room, this time bolts of lightning fire off from each direction, severing vines from their roots and cutting trees in half, setting the wood on fire*

[HoopyFrood]

*Coaxes more plants out of the ground and the walls, turning the tea room into a veritable forest*

Oi, quit that, sparky.

*uses her flowers to spray water on the fires*