The Tea Room (Renovated)

[mirinda]

Since when did Chrons become a hellspa?

*Chokes Karn* Alright, the lack of memory of me is offensive and I'll make it come back it I have to beat it into you!

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

No, I don't need a beating. I was warned by that nice concierge man about this part of town, but never had I thought that one of the staff would be to watch out for!

[mirinda]

*Raises eyebrow.* You know what...where the heck did that net go, you're not even worth beating on in this condition. You need professional help. *Flies off to find something to entrap Karn.*

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Condition?


Is something wrong here?

[mirinda]

Here we go! *Flies back carrying a waterboy containment unit* Now if I can just wait for Nixie or someone to show up maybe she'll know what to do with you. Besides putting you out of my misery.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Water containment?


How will you catch me, Miss? *Bursts into thin vapor*

[mirinda]

If I have to explain to a water creature the properties necessary to contain water for twenty four hours, you really should find a new element.

*blasts the vapor into an ice and fills the container.*

[HoopyFrood]

*rolls in on a wave of vines, shaking off snow*

Blasted snow, I hate it. Kills plants and freezes their poor leaves. The darlings.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

*Starts banging on the sides of the containment unit* Let me out of here! I did not wish to have a downgraded room!

[HoopyFrood]

*does some more vine-based cleaning*

This room is going to be zarking spotless by the time I'm through with it.

[Overread]

*pads in on muddy paws and leaves a trail of splotches all the way across the carpet, before pausing, sitting and scratching out a few dozen hairs and flakes of dirt*

[HoopyFrood]

Gah! Messy Wolf!

*wraps vines around his middle and picks him up, while sweeping the dirty, flakey carpet with a giant flower head*

[Overread]

*Dangles from the vines, paws dropping bits of dirt from them as he wriggles in the grassy hold* GAH This is most undignified for a wolf!

I mean seriously vines -- veggie foods are grasping me!

[HoopyFrood]

You fauna types are just so messy.

So I have decided to turn this room into my own domain.

And feed all you animals to my darling plants.

*As greenery starts sprouting up out of cracks, ivy creeping around the furniture, and flowers popping up like...well, daisies, a couple of very large, Venus Fly Trap-like plants also erupt from the floor*

Ah, my pretties. Would you like a slice of wolf?

[Overread]

*growls and huffs * You'll need some darned big flies to feed that thing
*glaring at the flytrap, convinced that the eyeless plant was staring him back and thus warranting the stare of a wolf*

Besides, you plants are all messy too - look at all that earth they pushed up with them through the cracks- and cracks! We never had cracks with just fauna - holes maybe, but never unsightly cracks!