The Tea Room (Renovated)

[HoopyFrood]

*sends out vines to explore in the storage cupboard*

[mirinda]

*Flies around looking through cabinets and baskets.*

I found a net.

[The Ace]

Freda backs out, towing a tallboy.

"We can't give her that, Freda, remember the last time ?"

[mirinda]

Freda! I don't want to blow anyone up!

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Hey, you! *Snaps fingers at Mir* Yes, you with the flittery dragonfly wings. Can you tell me when those red-water hot springs will be open again? I would like to have an hour in them with some tea please.


And an you apologize for me to that red-skinned maid? The one with the horns and tail? She seemed upset at me over some reason.

[The Ace]

"Not that kind of tallboy, but it comes close," opens the top left drawer, "Luckily, it's disarmed. Each drawer has a different little trick, air-horn, stun-net, flash balls ... you get the idea. "

"Oh, and you can also keep clothes in it. I just wasn't entirely compos mentus when I put it together. I got carried away and made it a little too powerful. "

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Excuse me, sir. *Stares at Ace* Could you please tell me if tonight's dinner is to be a formal affair? I must say that this place has had some excellent entertainment, free movies, a steaming hot springs, even being carried to the hotel room. And it was warm. I appreciate it.

[mirinda]

Excuse me flyboy, get those snappy fingers out of my face or my fluttery wings will introduce themselves to your face when I smack you with them.

Oooh fun drawer...anything in there for pest control...? *eyes Karn*

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Wha-? I am shocked! Simply shocked! You, Missy, are going to get a writeup from me, let me tell you! Service staff yelling at their customers...never have I been accosted with such rudeness.


I will make sure your superiors hear about this. I hope you don't get your Christmas bonus this year. I need a pen!

[mirinda]

*Finds a pen and holds it up.* Here...let me help you with that. *Teeth glint and eyes sparkle dangerously.* Hold still. *Lunges at the annoying Karn entity.*

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Now you are definitely getting written up! *Bursts into a pool, reforming after the attack* I need this woman arrested for attempted assault!


I try to take a nice vacation to a warm, deep, underground cave system, and you attack me. Where's the manager? I wish to speak to them.

[mirinda]

RAWWWWR! That's it! Somebody get me a mop, waterboy is going on an extended vacation!

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

What?

Can someone explain this woman's hostility towards me, please? Strange....


By the way, I wonder if anyone could point me to a library? Or something along those lines?

[mirinda]

*Pounces onto Karn.* You know it's been way too long since I've knocked the nonsense out of you.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

What are you talking about, Miss? I've never seen you before in my life. This is my first time at this hotel, and aside from your unwarranted attacks on my person, it has been a very exquisite experience. Those screams and moans to help me sleep...those warm, red-water hot springs, even if they did smell some of brimstone...those nice, red-skinned staff to help carry me around places, down to my wonderful room that had those awesome, if violent, movies, free of charge!