The Tea Room (Renovated)

[HoopyFrood]

Ugh, no more drinking. No more drinking.

And all of my ideas are brilliant.

*Prods*

[chrispenycate]

Originally Posted by No One

Hiya Ace, Hoops.

I should apologize for my behaviour the other day. As no one I'm not permitted to have a past, and therefore cannot have any kind of loathing for bells. It was most unprofessional of me.

But that still doesn't excuse the Chrispy one for putting ideas into, shall we say, fickle heads.

*mutters under his breath something about having his vengeance and learning Chrispy's weaknesses*

Me? Just because I said no-one liked Morris dancing; well, no-one of my acquaintance, anyway.

*Looks extremely innocent – you do believe me, don't you?*

[The Ace]

Chris, when we're criticised for our racist attitude, we simply cite morris dancing.

Anyone who does it, deserves all he gets.

[No One]

Firstly, no thanks Ace. Appreciate the offer, but I prefer to heal the old fashioned way.

That is, wizards and such.

SECONDLY - er, yes. Of course Mr. Chrispenycate. I do believe you. Absolutely. No hard feelings at all. And I'm not just saying that because of the nerve damage.

It's all good fun. Innit? INNIT!?

[The Ace]

Usually, yes.

[HoopyFrood]

Oh, Morris Dancing, you say?

Yeah, that's my current thing, isn't it! *Pulls out the hats, sticks and bells again*

[The Ace]

You do realise that the chrons' defensive systems don't permit accordions or their music.

[HoopyFrood]

Ah, I'll make do somehow.

*puts straw hats on everyone, attaches those little bands of bells around their legs, and stuff hankies into their hands*

[The Ace]

"Ta Hoopy," blows nose and rolls a bell for Tangle to chase.

[No One]

*does his best to ignore proceedings. He produces an old tome and begins leafing through...*

*...the title reads "How to Summon a Coffee Elemental"*

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

*Stares at No One and starts at the book he selects* No no no no no. No plant elementals. They weren't even invited to the wedding. And I don't care how the dryads felt about that, they would have ruined everything.

[No One]

*stares back at Karn*

Pleeeaaase!? Just one...?

[HoopyFrood]

*Smacks No with his own book* Oi, less of that. There's been terrible times with coffee elementals before. Do you want me to go into shock again?

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Hoopy's reactions aside, you have no idea what plant elementals can do. Especially right now since they knew we deliberately ignored them. And coffee elementals are worse because of their natural caffeine levels.

[chrispenycate]

Now, that's interesting. Since coffee came from Ethiopia, and was moor or less discovered by the Arabs, I'd have expected a coffee Djinn, rather than an elemental.

Though Irish coffee with uisce beatha would be preferable, both of its constituents being essential food groups (coffee and alcohol)