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ZombiezuRFER · 3rd March 2011, 08:08 PM

*sees a deer outside.*
*runs outside and kills deer with one bite*
*drags dead deer back in, puts deer on a table.*
*happily noms the dead deer with glee*

HoopyFrood · 3rd March 2011, 08:15 PM

*Wrinkles nose* Lovely.

Oooh, Spinosaurus. Huh, not as big as they usually come. And wearing clothes. But otherwise, oooh.

ZombiezuRFER · 3rd March 2011, 08:28 PM

"eh. Still growing. And a result of corporate stupidity for space exploration."
*rips into the deer's belly snagging juicy guts with teeth*
"Also, these clothes have the speakers necessary for me to talk. I can't quite get my lips to form the words."

The Ace · 3rd March 2011, 10:33 PM

Freda scuttles in and hugs Hoopy before returning to her jigsaw.

Menion · 3rd March 2011, 10:42 PM

*Again clanks through the door*
Freda hasn't finished it yet? I would have thought with eight legs/arms (palps are they called?) she would have finished it already.
*clanks over to the comfy old, weather beaten, stained armchair"

Karn Maeshalanadae · 3rd March 2011, 10:54 PM

*Tosses Menion a soda* There seems to be plenty. I opened a sack of mine this morning and a million bottles of Pepsi rolled out....

The Ace · 3rd March 2011, 10:59 PM

A 2000-piece 3-D jigsaw ?

Considering what she does when she's bored, I'm glad she's finding it a challenge.

Karn Maeshalanadae · 3rd March 2011, 11:01 PM

I wonder if she'll drive another tank into the pool....

I still say she should try out a gatling gun sometime.

Menion · 3rd March 2011, 11:03 PM

A million cans in a sack? Imagine if it was filled with pork pies....*proceeds to fantasize about it*

The Ace · 3rd March 2011, 11:36 PM

Don't give her ideas, Karn. She's bad enough with a 75mm that has to be loaded by someone else.

Karn Maeshalanadae · 3rd March 2011, 11:36 PM

Um, not cans, bottles. Liter size.

I don't remember raiding the cupboards....at least, I don't think I do. I dreamed I did.....

And why not, Ace?

A 3000 rpm Dillon Aero gun would be awesome!

The Ace · 4th March 2011, 12:00 AM

I'll get her one if the Swiss ever come back for that Alp.

Karn Maeshalanadae · 4th March 2011, 12:15 AM

She stole an alp?

And here's a tip, Ace-if you can prevent it, don't let Juken ever have a gun either. He's a horrible shot, and trigger happy.

The Ace · 4th March 2011, 12:30 AM

She didn't, the goblins did on that little jaunt to Switzerland a couple of years back. Giving Freda a gatling gun'd make short work of the evidence.

ZombiezuRFER · 4th March 2011, 02:53 AM

*lays back on a table, and Bagpipes can be heard blaring from the speakers on pants*

3rd March 2011, 08:08 PM	#4366 (permalink)
ZombiezuRFER Registered User Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Florida Posts: 11	Re: The Tea Room (Renovated) sees a deer outside. runs outside and kills deer with one bite drags dead deer back in, puts deer on a table. happily noms the dead deer with glee

3rd March 2011, 08:15 PM	#4367 (permalink)
HoopyFrood Flaming Poltergeist Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Devon Posts: 4,702 Blog Entries: 9	Re: The Tea Room (Renovated) Wrinkles nose Lovely. Oooh, Spinosaurus. Huh, not as big as they usually come. And wearing clothes. But otherwise, oooh.

3rd March 2011, 08:28 PM	#4368 (permalink)
ZombiezuRFER Registered User Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Florida Posts: 11	Re: The Tea Room (Renovated) "eh. Still growing. And a result of corporate stupidity for space exploration." rips into the deer's belly snagging juicy guts with teeth "Also, these clothes have the speakers necessary for me to talk. I can't quite get my lips to form the words."

3rd March 2011, 10:33 PM	#4369 (permalink)
The Ace Scottish Roman Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Perth and Kinross Posts: 3,811	Re: The Tea Room (Renovated) Freda scuttles in and hugs Hoopy before returning to her jigsaw.

3rd March 2011, 10:42 PM	#4370 (permalink)
Menion ze Spaniard! Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Spain Posts: 498	Re: The Tea Room (Renovated) Again clanks through the door Freda hasn't finished it yet? I would have thought with eight legs/arms (palps are they called?) she would have finished it already. *clanks over to the comfy old, weather beaten, stained armchair"

3rd March 2011, 10:54 PM	#4371 (permalink)
Karn Maeshalanadae At the end of reality Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Oregon Posts: 3,405 Blog Entries: 23	Re: The Tea Room (Renovated) Tosses Menion a soda There seems to be plenty. I opened a sack of mine this morning and a million bottles of Pepsi rolled out....

3rd March 2011, 10:59 PM	#4372 (permalink)
The Ace Scottish Roman Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Perth and Kinross Posts: 3,811	Re: The Tea Room (Renovated) A 2000-piece 3-D jigsaw ? Considering what she does when she's bored, I'm glad she's finding it a challenge.

3rd March 2011, 11:01 PM	#4373 (permalink)
Karn Maeshalanadae At the end of reality Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Oregon Posts: 3,405 Blog Entries: 23	Re: The Tea Room (Renovated) I wonder if she'll drive another tank into the pool.... I still say she should try out a gatling gun sometime.

3rd March 2011, 11:03 PM	#4374 (permalink)
Menion ze Spaniard! Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Spain Posts: 498	Re: The Tea Room (Renovated) A million cans in a sack? Imagine if it was filled with pork pies....proceeds to fantasize about it

3rd March 2011, 11:36 PM	#4375 (permalink)
The Ace Scottish Roman Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Perth and Kinross Posts: 3,811	Re: The Tea Room (Renovated) Don't give her ideas, Karn. She's bad enough with a 75mm that has to be loaded by someone else.

3rd March 2011, 11:36 PM	#4376 (permalink)
Karn Maeshalanadae At the end of reality Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Oregon Posts: 3,405 Blog Entries: 23	Re: The Tea Room (Renovated) Um, not cans, bottles. Liter size. I don't remember raiding the cupboards....at least, I don't think I do. I dreamed I did..... And why not, Ace? A 3000 rpm Dillon Aero gun would be awesome!

4th March 2011, 12:00 AM	#4377 (permalink)
The Ace Scottish Roman Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Perth and Kinross Posts: 3,811	Re: The Tea Room (Renovated) I'll get her one if the Swiss ever come back for that Alp.

4th March 2011, 12:15 AM	#4378 (permalink)
Karn Maeshalanadae At the end of reality Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Oregon Posts: 3,405 Blog Entries: 23	Re: The Tea Room (Renovated) She stole an alp? And here's a tip, Ace-if you can prevent it, don't let Juken ever have a gun either. He's a horrible shot, and trigger happy.

4th March 2011, 12:30 AM	#4379 (permalink)
The Ace Scottish Roman Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Perth and Kinross Posts: 3,811	Re: The Tea Room (Renovated) She didn't, the goblins did on that little jaunt to Switzerland a couple of years back. Giving Freda a gatling gun'd make short work of the evidence.

4th March 2011, 02:53 AM	#4380 (permalink)
ZombiezuRFER Registered User Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Florida Posts: 11	Re: The Tea Room (Renovated) lays back on a table, and Bagpipes can be heard blaring from the speakers on pants

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