The Tea Room (Renovated)

[The Ace]

Err No-One ? I can move silently in hobnailed boots, chainmail and cingulum. One little bell's hardly a problem.

Hooters on the feet on the other hand.........

[HoopyFrood]

*Pins a bell to Ace*

*Jangles her hat merrily*

I think you just need to embrace the bells, No!

[chrispenycate]

There were a couple of morris dancing costumes in the cupboard; I'm sure no-one really likes morris dancing…

[No One]

Agh! NEVER!

Geez, first I have to re-live my childhood trauma and now someone says they can sneak better than me in chainmail and cingulum...and I don't even know what cingulum is!

And another thing...!

*steps forward all in a huff and trips over a broken floorboard, landing with a thud, proceeded by a small mushroom cloud of flour*

OWOWOW - dang it, 's just not my night...

...and now I'm hearing terrible, awful things about Morris dancing! When will this nightmare end!?

[The Ace]

Wanders over to Septimus, doing his best not to jingle.

[Overread]

This nightmare ends when the next appears - and unto the darkness you shall fall - deeper and deeper until you're very soul is consumed in the dark fires.


That or it will continue till we hire a builder to fix the floor.
*scratches behind his ear with a hind leg*

[HoopyFrood]

Aw. *Wafts a clear space in the flour blanket and sits down next to No* Poor boy. Here, you can have your knife back, I have others. *Gives him his knife*

*Then gasps* LET'S MORRIS DANCE! Come on, you know ya wanna!

[Overread]

*flies like a bolt of white lighting through the air and sends Hoopy toppling over onto her back* Quick I've got her grab something to cure this morris dancing from her mind

Tea - bacon - orange cheesecake -- anything quick!!

[No One]

Well gee...thanks Hoopster. That's good of you... *takes knife*

But Morris dancing?

I think I prefer the wolf's suggestion about having my soul consumed in the dark fires...

Woah! That wolf can move! But what cures the urge to Morris dance?

[HoopyFrood]

Gah! Wolfed!!

Oi, lemme up, I wanna Morris Dance! It'll be awesome!

[No One]

Stay down Hoops.

It's for your own good.

[The Ace]

I always thought heterosexuality cured morris dancing.

That's why only the E**lish do it.

[Overread]

I shall quote Sir Edmund Blackadder for I believe he summed up morris dancing very well

"Morris dancing is the most fatuous, tenth-rate entertainment ever devised by man. Forty effeminate blacksmiths waving bits of cloth they've just wiped their noses on. How it's still going on in this day and age I'll never know."

[HoopyFrood]

Bah, you're all wrong!

Morris Dancing for the win!

Now someone get me a stick, some bells -- more bells! --, and one of those awesome hats. *Struggles to get upright*

[Overread]

Gah
*gets pushed at and finally, against his better judgement, lets her get up*
Bah are you sure you didn't clip her head with the handle of that blade as it flew by?