The Tea Room (Renovated)

[No One]

Oh, well if you've already taken what you want then I guess we have a, um, glorified hoover. I'll just put it in the cupboard for now.

Any hey, it should be Karn doing the bus surfin'! I'll have you know I also cleaned the outer hull of the ship, which should've been HIS job. You oughta be court-martialled or something Karn - ten lashes and all that - for being a great big deserter.

Here. I'm sorry Karn, but I just can't keep a towel given to me by a deserter.

[sloweye]

*swipes the chess piece and puts it in the safe, just incase anyone happens to come looking for it*

Yes karn is a doughnut... oh, desert-er...sorry.

[The Ace]

Passes Karn a lemon, "When I get the time, remind me to teach you how to open the fridge. Well, Tangle likes him."

Watches the cat swarm up the droid to perch on his shoulder.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

I can open a fridge. I just can't ever find anything I'm looking for in it.

[No One]

In the ages to come, people will wonder why someone saw fit to store a perfectly ordinary chess piece in a safe...

Oh, but wait! You guys have to hear something...

*dashes off for a few minutes*

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

It isn't a tone-deaf two-fingered man playing a violin with frayed strings, is it?

[The Ace]

No, that's next week.

[No One]

*Returns with a small telecaster from the HoG, which he plays for the others...*

‘News is coming in of a disaster averted in the Frogstar system, where a potentially devastating recurrence of the Shoe Event Horizon has been overthrown by the crew of a ship curiously designated the Heart of Gold. Galactic President Zaphod Beeblebrox had this to say, “That is one Froody crew, with a groovy taste in ship design.” The clandestine organisation known as T.I.M, revealed as the hand that fit the shoe, earlier announced that Frogstar world B has been declared the HoopyFrood Homicidal Bird Reservation. The Tourists Incorporated Mandate has also acknowledged it’s deception and altered its brand to the Tourists Incorporated Trust.’

I really think there should've been a special mention for Freda's part, but hey, we made the news!

[sloweye]

It better not be the sea in a sea shell!


Well thats abit better than the shell! And worth getting bird doodoo on my robes for

[The Ace]

I wonder if she managed to punch the b*tch's lights out.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Originally Posted by The Ace

I wonder if she managed to punch the b*tch's lights out.

Am I allowed to do that to Toronta, Ace?

[No One]

If she did she better have it on camera!

*Pets Tangle while making some tea*

[The Ace]

"Only if you're a girl, Karn. Men hitting women is definitely out."

[sloweye]

I'll check youtube

# searches... Happy slapping Hoopy hits hag#

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Originally Posted by The Ace

"Only if you're a girl, Karn. Men hitting women is definitely out."

Fine, fine. You're right. But she demanded half of everything I own. I'm not giving it to her.