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Old 17th December 2010, 04:30 PM   #2416 (permalink)
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Re: The Tea Room (Renovated)

Sends the posse through the mural,there is a colony of them about 10 years ride to the south.. Sheriff duffs hat "Thank you ma'am". Cast forgetful spell to remove all knowledge of Freda from their memory.

FREDA,hand them over, confiscates cowboy gear. Gives her a crate full of jigsaws.

Now Freda, I didn't think you and I would need to have a not nice conversation.
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Old 17th December 2010, 04:34 PM   #2417 (permalink)
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*Bob scoots by in the background whistling innocently*
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Old 17th December 2010, 04:45 PM   #2418 (permalink)
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not so fast.... Freda, grabs Slow, I'm in trouble so are you, and when Nix not looking I'll get Wally to bite...

Wally sidles over too Freda, showing off his teeth.

OK, enough I'll let slow off he didn't know you'd try your hand at holds up.

And no one was hurt so I'll let it go.

Wally and Freda wander into corner grumbling
* don't know what's got into her I haven't been allowed to bite anyone in ages, wish Rosie would come she'd let me*

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Old 17th December 2010, 04:51 PM   #2419 (permalink)
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*looks shocked and nods his head toward the scutter*

Wasn't me!

*Bob is busy hiding his John Wayne triangular video tapes*
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Old 17th December 2010, 05:04 PM   #2420 (permalink)
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*Yawns and stretches as he climbs out of his recliner*

Wow, presents. I know I didn't give so many...



Though I certainly do have a few for the others....*sigh* I wish Nixie would at least let me have V to help.....


By the way, Tempest, you and I have something to...discuss...


*Tempest yelps and flies off, Karn catches him* Now, now...let's talk in private, shall we? *Karn takes Tempest out into the hall and heads down a way. There is a high-pitched squeak and the sound of a cannon being fired off. Karn comes back in covered in gun powder*
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Old 17th December 2010, 06:02 PM   #2421 (permalink)
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You're lucky. The cannon hasn't been made that Freda'll fit into. Holding up stagecoaches isn't nice, Freda.
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Old 17th December 2010, 07:10 PM   #2422 (permalink)
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Hey, Tempest had it coming! He blasted a foghorn right in my ear.

Juken told him not to. Apparently Nixie needs to have the "not nice" conversation with a certain little black dragon....
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Old 18th December 2010, 01:47 PM   #2423 (permalink)
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There you are
"stayed with white legs and Freda, we was doing something"

Its suddenly lifted in the air and deposited into ugly chair, as Freda serves tea and shortbread.
* never meant to scare anyone , there was no bullets and why Wally in trouble he wasn't there *
He was going to bite Slow,
* he was looking after me, we always watch each others backs*
I give up

Nix, Nix, me and Karn are friends again, he showed me how I can fly really fast, want to do it again.

That's good
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Old 18th December 2010, 06:48 PM   #2424 (permalink)
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Huh, what?

Oh, right, the flying lesson. Um...yes...lesson...
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Old 18th December 2010, 07:17 PM   #2425 (permalink)
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"Hi Nixie, Karn." Packs presents around the tree. "Before you start shaking, Freda, Santa's hanging onto yours this year, so it's not under the tree yet."
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Old 18th December 2010, 08:11 PM   #2426 (permalink)
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Cheers, Ace.


Ace, think you and Freda could help me with some things? They're already wrapped....*Kicks the door to the hall open and heads down the right* Yeah, I'm going to need a LOT of help....
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Old 20th December 2010, 09:43 PM   #2427 (permalink)
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*Rosie lands her VTOL Harriet Jet onto the snow, jumps out and rolls in the cool snow with glee! Gicela flies in not long after*

#What are you doing that for? It's only snow#

Oh, you wouldn't understand, Gicela! You live in it all year round. Come on, let's see what's happening in the Tea Room.

*Inside it was dark, dreary and very quiet Rosie lights the fire for those who might be feeling cold, while Gicela builds her snow mound in the corner furthest away*

#Do you think Tempest might come tonight, Rosie? It's been a long time since I have seen him# *Gicela almost blushes!*

Right, things to do as it's only a few days to Christmas! Starts by hanging up silver and green tinsel around the room. Decorates the tables with Christmas Crackers and bunches of holly before hanging loads of mistletoe all around the Tea Room

Well that looks better! Will you be ok here on your own Gicela? Be nice to Tempest when he arrives now I have to dash if I'm to get back down under in time for sunrise and a busy day.

Ooh, nearly forgot something! *Places the two wedding rings on Karn's recliner* There, now he can get married properly, if he still wants to that is.

*A while later, Rosie's plane can be heard lifting off but if you go outside all you will find is a row of snowmen*
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Old 20th December 2010, 09:53 PM   #2428 (permalink)
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*pops up on the screen, brushing pie crumbs from his chin*

Oh, quiet in here again

*the trolly squeeks over to be by the fire*
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Old 20th December 2010, 10:44 PM   #2429 (permalink)
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*There is a clammer on the roof with a yelp and a lot of slipping, then Karn manages to climb up and there is a sound of a sniper rifle being fired off. After ten or fifteen rounds the sounds die down and Karn bails in through the door with an XM2010*


Those danged flying deer are back again. I swear they're a spy for the aliens! The sky is not a natural place for deer. And no human could be nearly so fat as their driver.


Septimus, can I get a Pepsi please?
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Old 20th December 2010, 10:54 PM   #2430 (permalink)
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"I'd be careful about that, Karn, some Austrian Corporal had him shot down over the Baltic in '42, and we all know what happened to him."

Begins to stick mistletoe over the doors, windows and chimneys.
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