The Tea Room (Renovated)

[HoopyFrood]

It doesn't feel safe around anywhere anymore. Even your tower got attacked that time.

*Curls up on the armchair*

[The Ace]

But not breached. The only being capable of nicking it is in the void.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Well, no worries. Nothing will attack while I'm around!


By the way, did I mention that the Bunker is safe? Nothing even knows where it is, much less its defenses or how to navigate it.

[mirinda]

Originally Posted by Karn Maeshalanadae

What!?! What's the meaning of this? Of course it's legal and binding! That meddling fairy has something up her sleeve....


Why's this dragon hanging around me?

It is not! Check your wedding thread Elemental, Rosemary herself said it wasn't legal so HA!

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

*Mutters and starts throwing thing* Just great. Not legally married to the one I love and now I'm starting to lose my elemental powers. I get glued/taped/chained to the wall, I start to bleed red, I get hit in the rear with antimatter, I turn into a supernova, and now this.



*Turns and snags Mir with blinding speed, taping her wings to her back and wraps her in duct tape, then shoves her into a time capsule container, sealing it with welding, then discus-throws her out the window*

[mirinda]

ELEMENTAL!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY HELP! WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE I'M GUNNA KILL YOU!


*think* Let's see....I never quite mastered teleportation.......

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Oh, didn't I mention that capsule will stop all modes of teleportation? It has a forcefield surrounding it that prevents the molecular separation needed to teleport.

[mirinda]

Sure it does. you haven't the power to pull of something that cool. *thinks harder* How in the world does that transport spell work!!!!?

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

You're assuming I'm the one who made it and put the spell on. I'm not. I bought it from one of my subjects in exchange for land and a title.

[mirinda]

Your subjects are more useless than you! Anyone that would look up to you Elemental is obviously seriously cracked.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Once again, you assume wrongly. They don't look up to me at all.


They're afraid, yes, but not loving. *Shrugs* And they're far from useless. Elemental magic is more powerful than druidic, but also a lot more fickle. It won't beat divine magic, though.

[mirinda]

I'm telling the other druids you said that. I bet they'll have something to say about whether elemental magic or druid magic is better. I don't blow things up every time I try something new out.

Either way if you think you can overpower Nixie or Rosie or any of the others you need a reality check. You are in for it when I get out of here....and when I do the transport spell is first on my list of new things to master...right next to the spell to turn you into a toilet.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Hey, hey, hey. I said elemental magic is more fickle, and I never claimed to be more skilled. Elemental will get some better effects on certain things-or worse effects depending on how you see it-but mastery is a lot, lot harder.


And a spell to turn into a toilet.

[mirinda]

You did say elemental magic is more powerful than druid magic and that isn't true. Especially if you're the one using the magic.


What could be worse than having the entire chrons using you as a toliet? I think it would make me feel better.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

I wouldn't let them use me in such a way.


And when I say more powerful, well, you'd have ot use it to understand. But for all its power-the power to change the very laws of physics, it is so much more fickler and harder to control.