A-Z conversation

[Arwena]

Ashley, Andrew, Annabelle. Now those are names.

[Interference]

Bethany, Bartholomew and Big Smith are even more name-like, in their ways.

[Starbeast]

Country-western styled combination first names I think are cool, like: Billy Ray Bob

[Interference]

Does Jim-Jo Coot Lulu-Beth O'Reilly figure in that category?

[Arwena]

Everyone should have an "e'in their name somewhere, like John E. Smith, though Interference and Starbeast have no worries

[Interference]

Fancy a change of name, then? To "Arweeeeena", perhaps?

[Arwena]

Granted that "e" is the most common English vowel. One fellow once tried to write a whole book without using "e"

[Interference]

How did he get on? And was his name, by any chance, James Joyce? Cos he might have encountered an early hitch....

[Heck Tate]

Is that serious? Writing a book without that thing? (1 terrible sentence was hard for me)

[Arwena]

Just so, but I forgot who tried it

[Harpo]

Knowledge I once had too, but similarly forgotten - a quick google search reveals it was Ernest Vincent Wright's "Gadsby".

[Starbeast]

Learned. Lastly, a lizard lept upon me and bit my widdle fing-ga.

[Arwena]

Mourn for the lizard bite

[Starbeast]

Nah, tis but a scratch mee-lay-dee.

[Arwena]

Orca, the killer whale - now there's a bite