| Ways you know you are obsessed with LOTR
Someone on my old board started a thread like this and it was fun! Can you lot carry it on?
1. You chuck your friend's rings into fires
2. You insist on calling your grandad 'Gandalf the Grey'
3. You give your friends rhyming nicknames e.g Fili, Kili, Oin, Gloin...etc
4. You can speak fluent Elvish
5. Whenever you see a fight you jump in shouting 'ELENDIL!'
6. Elijah Wood has filed a restraining order against you
7. You never stop reading LOTR, once you have finished you start again.
8. You attack people who dont like LOTR
9. You try to grow hair on your feet!
10. You burst into song for no reason
11. You say 'son of...' after saying someone's name e.g 'Chris, son of Nathan' |