Day 5 - 0700
Have decided to abandon plans to keep big people awake all night. Went to sleep at 2300 last night and didn't wake up again until 0645. It's no good - I just like my sleep too much to mess around with the big people's any more. Will use sniper tactics from now on. Will lull them into a false sense of security and then throw an all night scream fest to keep them on their toes!
Yesterday was cool, because lots of cuddle monsters came to visit. Note to self - like cuddles very much, must wheedle more. If only they wouldn't keep sticking their big, ugly faces up close to mine, they would be the perfect pets.
Have discovered a strange new creature called a 'big sister'. This one is very different. She is about half the size of the big people and seems to be incredibly enthusiastic about everything. It was very clear that she was pleased to meet me, so she can't be all bad.
Her cuddles are not quite so smooth as the really big people, but she does make funny faces and sing songs to amuse me which are really funny. Once I work out the strange language that they're being sung in, I get the feeling that they will probably turn out to be hilarious.
Note to diary: I suspect that LittlemissA is a cuddle monster!