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Old 20th October 2009, 01:02 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A woman was stealing things in a supermaket while balanced on the shoulders of three vampires.
She was charged with shoplifting on three counts.
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Old 22nd January 2010, 07:21 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Thre very Tooth of Crime.
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Old 5th February 2010, 01:03 PM   #3 (permalink)
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A woman was stealing things in a supermaket while balanced on the shoulders of three vampires.
She was charged with shoplifting on three counts.
Can I assume this wasn't daylight robbery?
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Old 5th February 2010, 05:24 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Presumably her ALU-Card is on stop...
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Old 9th February 2010, 08:38 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Ho Hum..... boring... Can these people not get a life...?
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Old 10th February 2010, 05:36 PM   #6 (permalink)
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For those who think Boneman is remarking on Pyan's contribution and those posting above him, there was a spam post immediately above Boneman's, which the moderators deleted.
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Old 14th February 2010, 11:00 AM   #7 (permalink)
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And now I know they can do that, I'll stop commenting when I see the spam. Or try and work out an incredibly clever witticism that could apply to the last post as well as the spammer... nah, I'll just refrain...
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Old 2nd March 2010, 03:46 PM   #8 (permalink)
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БЛИМЭЙ!
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Old 2nd March 2010, 05:12 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Now everyone will wonder what you are talking about, Ursa, since I've removed the spam.
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Old 2nd March 2010, 05:18 PM   #10 (permalink)
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All I did was write "Blimey", but using the Cyrillic alphabet. (And I think it's an almost reasonable response to Bonemen's post, if one forgets the alphabet used.)


I have no idea what the deleted post said, by the way: I don't know any of the languages that use that alphabet.
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Old 2nd March 2010, 05:43 PM   #11 (permalink)
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There was some English hidden in there -- advertising, of course.
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Old 2nd March 2010, 05:49 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Then Fangs for removing the parasite, Teresa....
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Old 2nd March 2010, 06:13 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Removing spam is a task I like to get my teeth into.
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Old 3rd March 2010, 07:38 AM   #14 (permalink)
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*Hands Teresa a toothpick*

Thought you might need one to remove any stubborn bits of spam.
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Old 4th March 2010, 07:54 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Mmmmmm Spam!!!!!
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