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Old 22nd September 2009, 04:51 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road?

I think you all may have misheard the question, it's...

Why did the Krakken cross the road?
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Old 22nd September 2009, 05:22 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road?

WDTKCTR?

To AWAKEN.
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Old 24th September 2009, 03:57 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road?

Some more...
X-Files and why chickens cross the road
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Old 24th September 2009, 05:24 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road?

Brilliant, Zael

(and, of course, the OP, wherever you are

What shocked me most was how many of those names I recognised - and I haven't see X-Files in over ten years, now
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Old 28th September 2009, 01:28 AM   #50 (permalink)
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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road?

WDTCCTR?

This question assumes that the road is concept that the chicken understands, otherwise the question would be, "Why did the chicken cross the area of space which happened to be a road?" but that was not the question and therefore the chicken understands the concept of a road. Which begs the question, what other concepts does the chicken understand? Does it uinderstand free trade laws? Does it have any thoughts on the recession and how it's job as a chicken is in jeopardy? Does it understand Jeopardy the popular American television show and will it explain the concept to me? Does it understand what I am or how I feel about the fact that it is a chicken? Does it know the rules of chess? Does it understand music? Does it understand my answer to the question, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Did anyone understand my answer to the question, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
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Old 29th August 2011, 07:37 AM   #51 (permalink)
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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road?

I guess that's a "no" then.
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Old 29th August 2011, 03:11 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road?

We're all still thinking about it
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Old 29th August 2011, 04:07 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road?

Don't egg him on, Inter....



Q: Why did the chicken cross the rowed?

A: Because it** was out of his scull at the time.



** - It isn't important, but the chicken was a Rowed Island Red (and so, controversially, possible on strike...).
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Old 29th August 2011, 04:35 PM   #54 (permalink)
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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road?

WDTCCTR?

Can I ask what colour chalk it used to make the mark of the cross on the road?

I'm confident the chook has pagan leanings, so we can probably rule out crucifixion red.

I get it. This particular chicken is a modern feminist and marked the road with a big red 'X' to fool the horny rooster. I mean, she decides when to ****-a-doodle-do!

Note: those asterix above will not allow a tame word like c o c k, in this context. Hmmmm. It's a legitimate expression. Why not pick on the word horny? Or is that an acceptable pagan/wiccan term and somehow bypasses the usual censorship?
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Old 30th August 2011, 06:18 AM   #55 (permalink)
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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road?

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"Why did the chicken cross the area of space which happened to be a road?"
Heh hee hee, ha ha ha. I thought the same thing over a decade ago.

You made my night Thatollie, I'm glad I came across this thread.

Ok, my turn.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

She had to get to the bus stop, because she saw Colonel Sanders yesterday, and he had a deep fried look in his eyes. This confrontation made her nervous enough to decide that she needed to leave town soon.
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Old 31st August 2011, 04:32 AM   #56 (permalink)
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Well, you see, the KFC chicken torture factory is on one side of the road and an awaiting truck (lorry, for you Brits) is parked on the other side. In keeping with KFC tradition, Colonel Klink ... ooops, Sanders plays a game with his grand kids by throwing live chickens across the road and into the truck.
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Old 1st September 2011, 07:37 AM   #57 (permalink)
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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road?

To fight Peter Griffin....
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Old 3rd September 2011, 07:11 AM   #58 (permalink)
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To fight Peter Griffin....
I thought that was the to "Why did the chicken come back from being dead?"
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Old 4th September 2011, 08:09 PM   #59 (permalink)
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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road?

To haunt Colonel Saunders?

(or Bernard Matthews....)
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WDTTCTT?

Because it had it's belle "Eesha" beak on.
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