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[David Evil Overlord]

Originally Posted by hopewrites

*snuggles down under a spider proof web of dream catchers*

Don't try this at home, kids. Real spider proof webs are made from real live scorpions.

[Ursa major]

Tails of the unexpected, eh?

[David Evil Overlord]

And quite a sting in the tail of the tale.

[Ursa major]

And to step away from spin for a moment....

Is it true that the first successful attempt to score pions was made in the Pyrenees in 1947?

[hopewrites]

I wouldnt know, I dont keep pions, let alone scores of them.

[David Evil Overlord]

Or peons?

[Ursa major]

I once heard that the charity seeking to make peons' lives more comfortable uses a bunch of peonies as its symbol.

[David Evil Overlord]

Those poor downtrodden peonies.

[paranoid marvin]

Sounds like they're being taken for a ride.

[hopewrites]

When my dad took our dog cricket for a ride he didn't come back with him.

[David Evil Overlord]

So...your dog cricket came back, without Dad?

[hopewrites]

Its harder to fish without dad than to fish without cricket. So no.

[Ursa major]

Perhaps the cricket bailed out....

[Starbeast]

That's a pair a' shoots, no dad, no fish.

[Timba]

Was the dog in the car or on top of it, assuming of course that the ride was taken via automobile.