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[Ursa major]

Originally Posted by springs1971

You can't treat women like the bottom of your shoe, Timba....

...if for no other reasons than a divorcée or widow marrying again might be called a retread.

[David Evil Overlord]

Originally Posted by hopewrites

I thought it was pterodactyls?

doesnt one go back in time to get a pet pterodactyl only to find that they get eaten by seagulls once brought home?

Originally Posted by springs1971

You can't treat women like the bottom of your shoe, Timba and expect any thanks for it. Honestly, men.....

So, Hope gets herself a female pterodactyl, and has to fight off seagulls that want to eat it. The female pterodactyl gets stepped on by Timba, causing a Butterfly Effect, only it should probably be called a Pterodactyl Effect, and Springs thanks some honest men from the bottom of her sole. The Evil Plot(TM) is wrapped up, and the thread is closed by the Department of Temporal Instability.

[Ursa major]

...but reopens again due to temporal instability at the very moment the closure was requested.



By the way, don't bother trying to get the thread closed: certain folk can still** post when threads are closed.





** - They can do it when agitated as well.

[Timba]

Do what when agitated?
.

[Ursa major]

Not much, to be fair**.









** - Wonders if someone agitated should really be holding a bottle of peroxide.....

[hopewrites]

yes!! I always hold peroxide when agitating my hair.

[David Evil Overlord]

Nothing worse than an agitated bleached-blonde-bear.

[Ursa major]

It's said that an agitated, and direction-challenged, old grizzly arrived at the shore of the Arctic Ocean, saw a polar bear and stated, in a loud voice, "We shall fight them on the bleaches."


(As if he wasn't going to die from the weather conditions.... )

[David Evil Overlord]

Perhaps the weather was what he was grizzling about.

[Ursa major]

He was definitely more browned off than the polar bears.

[hopewrites]

hard to match that white terror...

[Ursa major]

I'm sure the grizzly will have managed some sort of brown response.

[hopewrites]

whoa now. lets not get too dirty here. no one wants to see a bare tango...

[David Evil Overlord]

Wash that bear's mouth out with soap.

[Ursa major]

The polar bears would have washed the grizzly's mouth out with soap, but he headed south before they could agree which brand of soap to use.