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[David Evil Overlord]

If they're on the wing, they chose to fly with the wrong budget airline.

[Ursa major]

Which would be appropriate, given how hard they've been to budge.

[Timba]

I have no idea what you two are rambling on about but it still made me chuckle. I am trying hard not to think about what that may mean.

[David Evil Overlord]

Birds of a feather flock together.

Wait, am I allowed to say "flock" on a family-friendly website?

[Timba]

Stop, I am getting all tingly

[Ursa major]

You're not rubbing yourself against the flock wallpaper again, are you, Timba?



(If you are, bear in mind that it could lead to serious charges....)

[hopewrites]

the cost of new wall paper? or will the flock stampede?

speaking of stampedes, I got some ink on my foot the other day that just wont come off... I fear I've stained my sole.

[Timba]

The wallpaper is all yours bear, I am going to try and get in front of the stampede, I am following a well soled member of the flock now.

[hopewrites]

how can you get in front from behind? sounds paradoxical to me.

[David Evil Overlord]

Paradoxicals are what time travel is all about, my ink-footed friend.

[hopewrites]

I thought it was pterodactyls?

doesnt one go back in time to get a pet pterodactyl only to find that they get eaten by seagulls once brought home?

[Ursa major]

* Is still wondering why Hope, who lives in the Pacific North West, has to resort to writing on her foot. Are none of those many, many trees cut down to make paper? *

[hopewrites]

No no I stamped my foot. Had a bit of a tantrum, and it stained my sole.

[Timba]

I stained my sole also but I am pretty sure she has forgiven me, it was, after all, many years ago.

[springs]

You can't treat women like the bottom of your shoe, Timba and expect any thanks for it. Honestly, men.....