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[David Evil Overlord]

Particularly the part about the best organised parts.

[hopewrites]

Are you going to go for my stapler now? I warn you I have a lapeord...

[hopewrites]

Going to fix my spelling, but decided my dislixia was making a pun without telling me, so am leaving it.

[Timba]

lapeord, smapeord, I find myself agreeing (shudder) with the evil overlord, it is those parts that have sparked my interest.

[hopewrites]

Which parts exactly? The venom? The claws? The fluffy soft smile? Sparkingly dangerous eyes? The translucent wings? Or the voice to make Angeles die of envy?



Or the stapler? Or the lapeord?



Or the tree?


Come to think of it... where did I leave me tree? *wanders off distracted into the Forbidding Forest*

[David Evil Overlord]

The modesty, obviously.

[hopewrites]

I was sure I got rid of that troublesome part, always telling me to keep my opinions and accomplishments to myself.
*tryst tempting the lapeord into biting it off*

[David Evil Overlord]

It won't work. Modesty is a fig leaf, and leopards are not known for their vegetarianism.

[Timba]

I suggest fire.

[hopewrites]

*rummages in her desk for a pink slip until Modesty quietly points out it has tenure*
Apparently firring won't work ether. I suppose I'll just have to live with it.

[David Evil Overlord]

*checks Hope's pink slip for signs of (im)Modesty.*

[Timba]

Careful, if that happy face starts moving the bear will strike with a vengence.

[hopewrites]

*slaps evil hand* don't slip up now!

[David Evil Overlord]

Appears we're on a slippery slope.

[springs]

No, you are, the rest of us don't rely on smileys...