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[David Evil Overlord]

I'm sorry, Springs -- you're doing what to my smiley?

[springs]

Saving it from the bear, of course. Let's be honest there's nothing under there we grown ups haven't seen a million times. (if we visit the appropriate museum...)

[David Evil Overlord]

Which museum displays the stuffed and mounted Asbestos Bear?

[springs]

Natural history of course... we could make a profit, y'know...

[Timba]

Doing what? Selling mini Ursas?

[springs]

A fine idea, my entreprenurial friend...

[David Evil Overlord]

I think it's probably the Museum of UnNatural History.

Would mini Ursas have to come with a warning label? Warning: Asbestos Bears may contain traces of asbestos. And bear.

[hopewrites]

David is dastardly devious, and I find it devastating! *fist shake*
I'm taking my responses to the laundry mat to see if I can come up with some clean ones.

[David Evil Overlord]

I like milk shakes. I don't think I'd like a fist shake, though.

Clean up your act, Hope.

[Ursa major]

Mini Ursas, Tumbleweeds and I are all asbestos-free, I'll have you know.

[David Evil Overlord]

However, they may contain traces of nuts.

[Ursa major]

...but only in the sense that they each have an O/S kernel.

[Timba]

I think trace is much too small a measurement.

[Ursa major]

* Phones Our Tracy to tell her that Timba thinks she's insiginicant. *

[Timba]

Our Tracy, but she is just a petite little thing, barely a trace as it were. Certainly you are not implying that she is huge, behemoth, obese, oh wait now I am describing that rear end of yours. Sorry Tracy, I still think you make too small a measurement for the bear's nut factor.