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[springs]

ducks, eh? And why just for the male. Why? do you have more bread....



*suspects even for this thread, it's all a bit - um - tenuous....

[David Evil Overlord]

I hate being teased with a tenuous duck.

[hopewrites]

better than a duck with tenure...

[David Evil Overlord]

or a duck-billed platypus.

[hopewrites]

I've never tried to bill a platypus, so I wouldn't know if they ducked out on it or not.

[Ursa major]

They would need egging on.

[Timba]

Careful, their tales are sensitive.

[Ursa major]

A likely story.

[Timba]

Really, I did not think much of it, sort of flat I thought.

[David Evil Overlord]

Stay away from their rear ends. The males (only the males) have a poisonous spur on their back feet.

[Timba]

Fights with self but loses! I simply have to ask, is this personal experience talking?

[springs]

"No!"







poo, answer too short...

[hopewrites]

try a taller font?

[Ursa major]

With bigger feet?

[Timba]

But be careful of the rear end.