Last Post in This Thread Wins!

[David Evil Overlord]

Hope, you must never let your s fall off. Especially at a pantsless or clothing optional party.

[Timba]

Originally Posted by hopewrites

Agreed



In other news my heir-to-the-thrown complex got some feeding today when I succeeded my way to the head of the table. I fully expect my ego to be unbearable and become weary of checking its rampant running in the next week.
Maybe my dad will think twice about sleeping through supper.....

Which complex did they throw? I have heard of treating complexes with medication or therapy, ignoring them if they are basically inoffensive but this throwing them is new to me and I am intrigued.

[hopewrites]

I will rain down my wrath upon these homonyms!! I am wrightful heir to the English language and it will bend to my will and properly convey my thoughts if I have to utterly distroy it *muffled wriggle while hope's ego is locked back in his cage*

Sorry bout that. As you were.

[Sho Pi]

I have no idea what is going on here, but hey you never know, I could still win. Whatever that entails.

[springs]

Sho Pi; we never know what's going on in here, it's a mystery. But, you won't win.... This is the thread where you learn to look failure in the face... He's called Ursa by the way, he's a bear and he will not go away.

[Timba]

I thought that was Yogi.

[Timba]

Originally Posted by hopewrites

I will rain down my wrath upon these homonyms!! I am wrightful heir to the English language and it will bend to my will and properly convey my thoughts if I have to utterly distroy it *muffled wriggle while hope's ego is locked back in his cage*

Sorry bout that. As you were.

Flying egos then...quite alright, really a bird of a different feather entirely.

[springs]

Originally Posted by Timba

I thought that was Yogi.

Sadly not, otherwise a trail of sandwiches would have fixed things a long time ago. *wonders about a trail of seals down to a sufficiently distracting thread*

*considers starting a thread for said purpose; best pun in this thread wins*

Dang! Timba, we should have done that months ago. Dang!

[David Evil Overlord]

Hope's write full hair has been over throne, and buy thee flocking bird off different feathers.

[Ursa major]

Originally Posted by springs1971

Sadly not, otherwise a trail of sandwiches would have fixed things a long time ago. *wonders about a trail of seals down to a sufficiently distracting thread*

Want to seal my fate, do you?

Originally Posted by springs1971

*considers starting a thread for said purpose; best pun in this thread wins*

All threads provide opportunities for puns (though good taste - mmmm, seals - sometimes stays my paw), and this hasn't stopped me from being the favourite to win here.

[David Evil Overlord]

Yes, Ursa. You win...a seal. Now, off you go and enjoy it on another thread, bear.

[Ursa major]

...and let another thread enjoy the wonderful sight of a dismembered seal?


How could you think that I'd deprive you in that way?

[David Evil Overlord]

Butt a broken seal is a shore sign your male has been interfered with.

[hopewrites]

I only enterfear with males I don't like. So your all safe here









From me at least.

[Timba]

I enterfear every time a new bill comes in the male.