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[David Evil Overlord]

It's the way she rolled her eyes. Right out of her head, across the table, down onto the floor, and right out of the room!

[springs]

Eyes, smeyes, who needs 'em....

[Ursa major]

Socket to 'em, eh?

[springs]

Lens me one of your puns?

[Ursa major]

The cornea, the better...?

[springs]

Absolutely, I'd be a very good pupil.

[David Evil Overlord]

And after the eyes...brains, bbrrraaaaiiiiiiiiinnnnnsss!!

And just like that, we're back to zombies.

[Ursa major]

I expect you were going to... er... head there whatever we were saying.


* Wonders whether Iris** is a zombie by now. *







** - You know Iris. There's a song about her: When Iris' eyes are smiling....

[David Evil Overlord]

Well, we could always try werewolves instead. They get right to the heart of things...because the heart is very tasty...or so they tell me.

[Ursa major]

It's true you're guaranteed a few hairy moments with werewolves.

But I think we should pause before embarking on a whole story line about them.

[springs]

Lashings of fun, here.

[Ursa major]

I just knew it would be you leading us in that direction.

[David Evil Overlord]

I once met a man with the surname "Wolffman", and he was born in Barking, England.

And I am not making that up.

[Ursa major]

Presumably he was in Australia because he'd been hounded out of the UK.

[David Evil Overlord]

Either that, or he feared Springs idea of fun.