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[springs]

All I know is I've just found a bearly instead of a barely in the middle of my WIP, and it looked right.... frazzle snazzle.

[Ursa major]

Originally Posted by Timba

But oh the temptation.

I know. Springs ought to be made aware of the extreme effort we're having to expend to keep our thoughts to ourselves....



@Springs: It's bearly believable.

[Timba]

I suspect she knows, indeed I suspect she revels in it. I sense a certain love of stirring the pot from our Irish lass, something we serious focused males would simply never engage in

[springs]

*looks up from stirring tonight's dinner*

Who, little moi? Never.

[Ursa major]

* Looks at watch. *

You're stirring tonight's dinner?


Haven't you left it a little late...?

[springs]

organisation, it's called.....

[Ursa major]

But doesn't gristle and stuff dug up from one's own allotment need days of boiling to make it susceptible to the efforts of the human jaw?

[David Evil Overlord]

*Thinks Springs has been busy with her W(h)IP, and barely had time to worry about dinner. Thinks it, but doesn't say it. So that's okay.*

[springs]

*wonders what sort of person DEO thinks she is*

Wonders it, so that's okay.


And how did he know about the whip... ? eerie.

[Ursa major]

Knowing you, and that you live in Ireland, DEO may simply have assumed that you're the sort of person who'd always want the first craic of the whip....

[springs]

And the last word....

[Ursa major]

...which you're not going to get, hence the resort** to the whip.








** - If somewhere had to be a resort where the whip held sway, I expect it would have to be Paignton.... (Or Sway, although I'm not sure that it is a resort.)

[hopewrites]

What kind of resorts use whips on their guests?

[Timba]

That would be the BDSM resorts or Bonding Dutiful Social Maturation resorts. I have heard they are difficult to get into and then you cannot wait to get out.

[David Evil Overlord]

Ask Springs. She's the one with the eerie whip.