Last Post in This Thread Wins! - Page 654 - Science Fiction Fantasy Chronicles: forums

David Evil Overlord · 24th March 2012, 01:58 PM

"But I do admire your guts," he said.

Ursa major · 24th March 2012, 02:03 PM

"Though I imagine you're rather hair-brained," he added.

David Evil Overlord · 24th March 2012, 02:09 PM

After lifting her hair (and semi-detached skull fragments), he found he had run out of superglue again. So when she sat up, bits of pinky-grey squishiness (a very technical necromantical term) fell out of her head and landed everywhere.

"Oh, my mistake," he said. "You are really quite scatter-brained."

Ursa major · 24th March 2012, 02:13 PM

"My name's Olive," she said. "Olive O'Lay. I found the transformation into my new state quite jarring."

David Evil Overlord · 24th March 2012, 02:19 PM

"Jarring? Of course," he cried. "The solution was staring me in the face."

He went on to invent Brain In A Jar.

Ursa major · 24th March 2012, 02:23 PM

For which he was panned, despite being out of his skull by then.

David Evil Overlord · 24th March 2012, 02:28 PM

He lived out the rest of his life-after-death panning for brains on the river Styx.

Ursa major · 24th March 2012, 02:33 PM

...although he found only stones (which couldn't break his bones, obviously).

David Evil Overlord · 24th March 2012, 02:34 PM

When stoned, please do not operate heavy machinery or necromantic magic.

Ursa major · 24th March 2012, 02:42 PM

Not a particularly prescriptive approach, I see. (Though it is proscriptive.)

Aaron Stone · 24th March 2012, 07:06 PM

Nor should you operate while on prescription meds.

Michael01 · 25th March 2012, 02:16 AM

Hmm. I don't operate very well at all.

Everyone, quick...get off this thread! Someone put a bomb under Jim's pillow!!!!!

Not mentioning any names, although the friendly neighborhood Evil Overlord is probably a good candidate.

Interference · 25th March 2012, 02:29 AM

Well, I'm definitely staying here - the fall-out from Jim exploding is unlikely to reach this far.

David Evil Overlord · 25th March 2012, 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael01

Hmm. I don't operate very well at all.

Everyone, quick...get off this thread! Someone put a bomb under Jim's pillow!!!!!

Not mentioning any names, although the friendly neighborhood Evil Overlord is probably a good candidate.

If this Jim is Ensign Jim Redshirt of the U.S.S. Enterprise, then he has only himself to blame. Minor characters explode. Major characters never do this.

Michael01 · 25th March 2012, 02:20 PM

Shucks. It didn't work (as if I actually expected it would).

24th March 2012, 01:58 PM	#9796 (permalink)
David Evil Overlord Summon Beer Elemental! Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Australia, Victoria Posts: 1,632 Blog Entries: 44	Re: Last Post in This Thread Wins! "But I do admire your guts," he said.

24th March 2012, 02:03 PM	#9797 (permalink)
Ursa major Bearly Believable Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK: ENGLAND: Posts: 12,060	Re: Last Post in This Thread Wins! "Though I imagine you're rather hair-brained," he added.

24th March 2012, 02:09 PM	#9798 (permalink)
David Evil Overlord Summon Beer Elemental! Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Australia, Victoria Posts: 1,632 Blog Entries: 44	Re: Last Post in This Thread Wins! After lifting her hair (and semi-detached skull fragments), he found he had run out of superglue again. So when she sat up, bits of pinky-grey squishiness (a very technical necromantical term) fell out of her head and landed everywhere. "Oh, my mistake," he said. "You are really quite scatter-brained."

24th March 2012, 02:13 PM	#9799 (permalink)
Ursa major Bearly Believable Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK: ENGLAND: Posts: 12,060	Re: Last Post in This Thread Wins! "My name's Olive," she said. "Olive O'Lay. I found the transformation into my new state quite jarring."

24th March 2012, 02:19 PM	#9800 (permalink)
David Evil Overlord Summon Beer Elemental! Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Australia, Victoria Posts: 1,632 Blog Entries: 44	Re: Last Post in This Thread Wins! "Jarring? Of course," he cried. "The solution was staring me in the face." He went on to invent Brain In A Jar. Last edited by David Evil Overlord; 24th March 2012 at 02:20 PM. Reason: Tried Jar In A Brain. Didn't work too good.

24th March 2012, 02:23 PM	#9801 (permalink)
Ursa major Bearly Believable Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK: ENGLAND: Posts: 12,060	Re: Last Post in This Thread Wins! For which he was panned, despite being out of his skull by then.

24th March 2012, 02:28 PM	#9802 (permalink)
David Evil Overlord Summon Beer Elemental! Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Australia, Victoria Posts: 1,632 Blog Entries: 44	Re: Last Post in This Thread Wins! He lived out the rest of his life-after-death panning for brains on the river Styx.

24th March 2012, 02:33 PM	#9803 (permalink)
Ursa major Bearly Believable Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK: ENGLAND: Posts: 12,060	Re: Last Post in This Thread Wins! ...although he found only stones (which couldn't break his bones, obviously).

24th March 2012, 02:34 PM	#9804 (permalink)
David Evil Overlord Summon Beer Elemental! Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Australia, Victoria Posts: 1,632 Blog Entries: 44	Re: Last Post in This Thread Wins! When stoned, please do not operate heavy machinery or necromantic magic.

24th March 2012, 02:42 PM	#9805 (permalink)
Ursa major Bearly Believable Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK: ENGLAND: Posts: 12,060	Re: Last Post in This Thread Wins! Not a particularly prescriptive approach, I see. (Though it is proscriptive.)

24th March 2012, 07:06 PM	#9806 (permalink)
Aaron Stone ...Enfyre Anwatter Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Israel Posts: 100	Re: Last Post in This Thread Wins! Nor should you operate while on prescription meds.

25th March 2012, 02:16 AM	#9807 (permalink)
Michael01 Coven of the Worm Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Maryland Posts: 925	Re: Last Post in This Thread Wins! Hmm. I don't operate very well at all. Everyone, quick...get off this thread! Someone put a bomb under Jim's pillow!!!!! Not mentioning any names, although the friendly neighborhood Evil Overlord is probably a good candidate.

25th March 2012, 02:29 AM	#9808 (permalink)
Interference Destroyer of Words Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,575 Blog Entries: 11	Re: Last Post in This Thread Wins! Well, I'm definitely staying here - the fall-out from Jim exploding is unlikely to reach this far.

25th March 2012, 02:20 PM	#9810 (permalink)
Michael01 Coven of the Worm Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Maryland Posts: 925	Re: Last Post in This Thread Wins! Shucks. It didn't work (as if I actually expected it would).

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread: