Last Post in This Thread Wins!

[Aaron Stone]

Well, the second part, "Enjoy", clarifies the first bit, the "Share". See, when someone shares their chocolate with you, it's quite enjoyable. When you have to share your chocolate - not so enjoyable. Therefore, it means only that chocolate should be shared with you. Enjoy!

[springs]

which reminds me of my child's canteen, where apparently, the boys lick the hamburgers and put them back down. She's so grossed out by it, and will only take stuff from the back, where they can't reach. urggh.

so, no sharing here. Chocolate's far too serious for that.

[Aaron Stone]

That's...not really what I was trying to get across. I was saying that, basically, you all need to share your chocolate with me, so that you may Share and I may Enjoy.

[Ursa major]

I expect you're not going to have a very enjoyable time here.


*eats some chocolate*


Mmmmmm!

[springs]

@ AS Our posts overlapped, oops. Sadly, you're up against a woman. And chocolate. No sharing. (except sometimes with Hex and Mouse).

@ Ursa, think of the practicalities, you'll sink your ice floe - the one you should be on carrying you to somewhere much more suited to your kind.

[Aaron Stone]

Sigh. I shall have to delve into my secret stash then, I suppose.

*Sneaks away, trips a switch, and enters a hidden compartment*

[Ursa major]

Originally Posted by springs1971

@ Ursa, think of the practicalities, you'll sink your ice floe - the one you should be on carrying you to somewhere much more suited to your kind.

As I thought was obvious, when it comes to chocolate, I'm not kind at all.

[springs]

*scribbles note in new notepad entitiled Important Information Regarding the Residents of LPITTW.*

Maybe you should eat more, not less.

[Ursa major]

Is Eat More like a food sector version of Buy More? Is one of their outlets the base for a multi-agency counter espionage team?









(Note the absence of a hyphen in the name, Eat More.)

[Aaron Stone]

*A hiss is heard, and a door slides seamlessly back into place, blending in with the wallpaper. Aaron reappears, chocolate bar in hand and blissful expression on face*

[Ursa major]

*Thread Bear enters, on the hunt for free chocolate*




<--- Thread Bear

[Aaron Stone]

*Immediately hides hand holding chocolate bar behind back, and looks around whistling innocently*

[springs]

Hands thread bear chocolate bar.
Hands Aaron chocolate bar.

Ignores quiet ticks.

*ducks (might get messy)*

[Ursa major]

* Thread Bear is bemused by actually being handed chocolate without having to threaten pain or death. He puts the chocolate in a safe place and goes for a walk to think about the whole situation. *

[Aaron Stone]

*Enters PBGACB-shock*