Last Post in This Thread Wins!

[Warren_Paul]

Move along, these are not the chocolate chocobos you are looking for.

[David Evil Overlord]

No, the ones you're looking for were already eaten...by the Perpetual Posting Machine Hamster...hey, it could happen!

[Ursa major]

So is the hamster now wedged in its wheel?

[David Evil Overlord]

It is now a very fat hamster, indeed. A hamster-wheel wedgie is definitely on the cards.

[Starbeast]

Hamsters are so cute. Until they become ten feet tall radioactive mutants with laser beam eyes.

[Ursa major]

It's about time we had a pet around here.

[springs]

We do have a pet: George. He's such a big pet, I can't believe you've all missed him. I feed him a seal a day and think it's good to see such an ample supply. And he was mentioned, ooh, at least 20 pages back, maybe 40, if anyone wants to pop along and find him....

[Warren_Paul]

I don't know, Springs, perhaps you should wander off and find George for us? Would keep you busy for awhile - too busy to post here.

[David Evil Overlord]

Now, Springs. You know keeping a pet troll is against the rules...

[paranoid marvin]

Oil be the judge of that!

[David Evil Overlord]

No, no. You're the Paranoid Marvin. It says so right there, just above your avatar.

The Judge is someone else entirely.

[Ursa major]

I should have been clearer: I think the thread ought to have a pet; I wasn't saying that we should allow someone's pet in here (which would have been pointless, as Springs's pet is already here, somewhere).

[springs]

Can I just compliment the punctuation in the above. I didn't entirely get the message, but it was beautifully written.

[Ursa major]

*is suspicious*

[springs]

*should be*