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[springs]

See, the problem is everywhere else on the Chrons is about mutual participation - in the cleanest possible fashion. This ain't. You have to endure WHOLE AFTERNOONS of insults (I'm looking at you, Ursa and Timba) and puns and attempts at removing your virtual self from the thread (Inter is guilty of that at least once) and interlopers - not looking at anyone there.

So, you should go before you get corrupted. And have no time for editing, and hte sequel. Or just end up downright mean.

[Warren_Paul]

Originally Posted by springs1971

So, you should go before you get corrupted. And have no time for editing, and hte sequel. Or just end up downright mean.

Sound beneficial, I always thought I was too nice in my writing...

[springs]

Hmmm. Last time we had one so persistent, he built a hammock. the one before....

[Warren_Paul]

Already got a hammock, try again...

[springs]

Oh, see, I just shove Timba over when I want to read; he knitted a double, very handy that. I do have a spa (and I return the favour, towels and robes complimentary). And I did have a cocktail bar, but I took it to the 1000 post club in the hope of seeing Gary dance, and he didn't. Hmmph.
Your post count has slowed since you got here, you know....

[Ursa major]

Not in here it hasn't.


And Springs's LPITTW post count in being investigated for steroid use.

[Warren_Paul]

I think I can help Springs with limiting that post count by the end of the week, hopefully...


And no, Springs, you don't get rid of me that easily.

Nobody said I can't post and read at the same time.


*grabs popcorn and wanders off to read the topic in GBD*

[Ursa major]

Nice and quiet in here.


(The dentist's surgery is too far away for us to hear the screams. )

[Warren_Paul]

*Spots Springs in the Who's Online*

Wait for it...

[springs]

Hmmm. Dentist is not until this afternoon. A whole day to distract myself from the sheer terror. Where better to do it?

[Warren_Paul]

I remember the last time I went to the dentist...

[Ursa major]

Does it bother you when you're lying, helpless, in the chair, with the dentist and their assistant doing something, and perhaps whispering, behind you? And all you can see is this blinding light and the shadow of the drill....

[springs]

Yes. Thanks.


actually he is probably the most gentle dentist in the world (hence why I go to him) and he knows I'm petrified, so will probably do as little as possible. I suspect it's a filling, though....

[Ursa major]

I suggest you abandon this thread for a while, Springs.






Now Spring's is no longer here, reading, I'll continue:

Then there's the sound of the drill: high-pitched when its rotating freely in the air, low and growling when its ripping through your tooth.

[Timba]

Ursa, Ursa, Ursa that is downright cruel.


Well done!