Last Post in This Thread Wins!

[Gary Compton]

Is anybody trying to win this thread. My God you could all send a glass eye to sleep.

Please listen!! (and no sarcastic comments Ursa)

A computer virus that seeps up through the keyboard and affects the user is sweeping through the Sff Chronicles network.

Symptoms are - being boring, posting works in critiques that are full of errors, compulsive posting in the playrooms and generally talking jibberish like making silly jokes and blogging about the insignificances of life.

People with serious side affects off the disease are even being seen to close/amend/move threads without a genuine reason and really bad cases are posting their work in the writing group that has only 8 regular visitors. 32,467 of the other members to be exact, have a life and actually enjoy not going there and write without the need of an audience. (Paid by some it is alledged!)

This is a debilitating disease, please close the thread and make me the winner!!

[springs]

See, you're all stuck with me. . Mere greenfly, me.

Did I hear a buzzing? Surely not.

[Gary Compton]

Originally Posted by springs1971

See, you're all stuck with me. . Mere greenfly, me.

Did I hear a buzzing? Surely not.

See what I mean zzzzzzz

[Interference]

Originally Posted by Gary Compton

Symptoms are - being boring, posting works in critiques that are full of errors, compulsive posting in the playrooms and generally talking jibberish like making silly jokes and blogging about the insignificances of life

You describe my life

However I see a flaw in your request: To wit; whoever declares you the winner will surely, by default, become the winner himself.

Ergo: You win, Gazza.com

Meaning, I do, of course

Originally Posted by springs1971

Mere greenfly, me.

Ah, be-gawb, but 'tis as grand thing, so 'tis, to meet a fly from the old countrrry.

[Ursa major]

I'll admit to having Dis-Ease, the ability to make rude remarks to other people without any discomfort**.









** - Well, not until they react, that is.

[paranoid marvin]

Snore fun round here at the moment.

[Gary Compton]

Originally Posted by Interference

You describe my life

However I see a flaw in your request: To wit; whoever declares you the winner will surely, by default, become the winner himself.

Ergo: You win, Gazza.com

Meaning, I do, of course




Ah, be-gawb, but 'tis god, so 'tis, to meet a fly from the old countrrry.

Reading your posts, I feel your life, and me and the ball and chain feel like throwing ourselves of Blyth pier for you being more boring than Ant and Dec

[Ursa major]

What better invitation for the rest of you to decant yourselves elsewhere, leaving me to win.



(When you can do these sort of puns, Springs, you're on the way to being a Master. In the meantime, be on your way...!)

[springs]

Okay, so.



Oops still here. with the last post. Whoopsy

[Interference]

Originally Posted by Gary Compton

Reading your posts, I feel your life, and me and the ball and chain feel like throwing ourselves of Blyth pier for you being more boring than Ant and Dec

A recent study has shown, and I have no reason to doubt it, being one of those engaged in the research required to promote and, indeed, actively advance the process, that while generally perceived, though perception is undoubtedly subjective and open to all kinds of misinterpretation, even willful misrepresentation, as being "jovial geordies", the Anton Deck is actually a rather exciting level of the new SS Queen Elizabeth.

Not a lot of people know that.

[Ursa major]

So it's not a jokey name inspired by an infestation by our little six-legged workers during the ships fitting out, then?

[paranoid marvin]

No, it's the level where you bored.

[Interference]

Don't be silly, Ursa, they're soldier ants, not sailors

[Ursa major]

Originally Posted by paranoid marvin

No, it's the level where you bored.

So you give me no chance of producing a caulker, then?

[Interference]

That's not decided yet. Let's hear your pitch.