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[Ursa major]

Anyhow, to help Timba to picture the confectionary about which Inter and I were musing**, it's this.









** - 'Musing' sounds better than 'drooling' or 'dribbling'.

[Interference]

Originally Posted by paranoid marvin

Calling chocolate 'candy' is wrong on so many levels...

Calling them bars is just as bad. While you might just possibly get drunk enough after eating enough liqueurs (a liqueur crawl?) to get yourself arrested, just try eating your way out of the prison afterwards.

Originally Posted by Ursa major

** - 'Musing' sounds better than 'drooling' or 'dribbling'.

That was a musing

[Interference]

....

b - drooling or

c - dribbling

[Ursa major]

Would the order change for a Wispa?

[springs]

no

[Ursa major]

Air we go again....






(I'm only trying: 2b - funny)

[Interference]

Did someone just put in an order? I didn't quite hear.

Happily, I only hear voices in my head, these days, anyway

[Ursa major]

Well it would be inconvenient, to say the least, if the voices were in, say, your knees.

[springs]

Kneed's must.

[Ursa major]

I knew you'd try to cap my comment.

[Interference]

I've never actually had voices on my knees. I imagine that would get right up my nose....


I have, of course, heard voices say "my knees" - usually when running upstairs....

[springs]

@ Ursa; Don't pad it out.

@ Inter; painful , that.

[Interference]

You don't know the half of it - which, of course, is only one knee....



So, I suppose, now you do. Your life must be almost complete



Not to mention your time on this thread

[springs]

Piffle. I have so many more puns to learn, my learning is barely started.

Ursa, sensei.

(by his own admission this is the one thread he can fully unleash his pun master ability....)

[Interference]

"When you can snatch the pun from out of his mouth, then, Grasshopper - you will be ready to leave here...."