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[Ursa major]

Originally Posted by paranoid marvin

And his pisces of eight?

Lets just hope we don't get to see his chest. (I've heard rumours about certain goings-on at a lap-dancing establishment....)

[paranoid marvin]

More of a guffaw than a Macaw then?

[Gary Compton]

Originally Posted by Ursa major

Lets just hope we don't get to see his chest. (I've heard rumours about certain goings-on at a lap-dancing establishment....)

Nothing wrong with my chest Ursa. Please see www.sumowrestlersgetbosomsout.com/garycompton

Happy dieting!

[Ursa major]

No-one wants to be seen to be a flop, do they?

[Gary Compton]

I know that Ursa but when I got on a set of speaking scales, it said. "Your height is eight foot six."

I reset it and it said, "No lorry parking aloud."

I'm doomed...

[springs]

So, let me check; Gary doesn't look like a windswept fantasy hero, Timba isn't really up to his neck in it, and Marvin doesn't wear sunglasses in winter (I suspect he probably does actually)

Still at least Ursa really is a polar bear

And before anyone says it I don't look like florence or ermintrude cos that would be sexist. (Now, Dougal... I have a lot of hair

[Ursa major]

Given your username, I thought you might be Zebedee.


It might explain why you sometimes seem highly sprung.






(Nice 'tache, by the way. )

[paranoid marvin]

You may be right , in a roundabout kind of way.

[springs]

Rats; now you know why I'm often legless.


(Ty; haircream city here)

[Gary Compton]

Originally Posted by springs1971

So, let me check; Gary doesn't look like a windswept fantasy hero, Timba isn't really up to his neck in it, and Marvin doesn't wear sunglasses in winter (I suspect he probably does actually)

Still at least Ursa really is a polar bear

And before anyone says it I don't look like florence or ermintrude cos that would be sexist. (Now, Dougal... I have a lot of hair

I used to be very good looking but the ravages of making a living have took their toll. The wife puts up with me because I might sell millions of my book. In realty there is more chance of me having an affair with Jordan.

Never mind, back to chopping wood. Our gas is cut off and we're burning for England.

[Ursa major]

Originally Posted by springs1971

Rats; now you know why I'm often legless.

I hope that this isn't going to evolve into a claim that you never put a foot wrong.

[paranoid marvin]

Or toe the line...

[Ursa major]

The downside is never having the chance to have a knees up.


(I suspect this is why Zebedee had to invent the rather terse chat-up line: "Time for bed.")

[mr kite]

You know when your getting old .
Shifting snow becomes hard work

[Ursa major]

Ah, those days of doing the soft shoe shovel....


(Not that doing something involving a tap was ever a good idea in freezing weather.)