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[Starbeast]

Heh heh he hee. (LOL) Wouldn't it be weird if dogs and cats had hands?

[Interference]

Weird - and just a little bit scary

Although, on the plus side, we might get some help with the washing up.

[springs]

Originally Posted by Interference

Your bird has a finger?


What a peculiar diet

The alternative response, I see, wasn't much better...

[Interference]

A challenge?

Birdfinger is one of the lesser known of the Bond villains.

A bird in the hand will eventually nip your finger.

The early bird gets to the red rum first.

The last conversation I had with a parrot left me an alarming sense of deja vu.

He said he wanted a cracker, but he couldn't wear the hat or read the motto.

Parrots are polite, but only cos they can't point without fingers.

[Starbeast]

Dogs understand pointing, cats just look at your finger.

[springs]

A bird in the hand is worth a whole thread full of words.

[Interference]

Originally Posted by Starbeast

Dogs understand pointing, cats just look at your finger.

Cats aren't as fussy in their eating habits, after all.

Originally Posted by springs1971

A bird in the hand is worth a whole thread full of words.

This thread is definitely for the birds

[Starbeast]

The hypnotoad..knows..all.

[Interference]

...but as soon as he tries to tell me something, I fall asleep.

[Starbeast]

Sounds like a teacher who is a boring speaker.

[springs]

I hate those; painful, leaves holes in my head.

[Interference]

Some of my teachers were hypno-toads? Let me rephrase that: All of my teachers were.... I'm still in a coma and I left school decades ago.

[springs]

careful, they're probably watching you....

[Ursa major]

I turn my back for a few hours, and there's General Mayhem.









(He's the new head of my mini-Ursa force. )

[Interference]

Originally Posted by springs1971

careful, they're probably watching you....

I'll bet they're really proud of the work they put into my education

And it's actually particularly focussed mayhem