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[Interference]

That's still no excuse for painting, "Wide Load" across the back of it.

[springs]

Sorry, weightest of me, evidently.

[Interference]

Wide-ist, really

[springs]

So, you're finally admitting you're a bit of a wide boy?

[Interference]

Well, I started out being broad-minded and it just grew from there.

[springs]

speaking of broadminded shouldn't you be off strumming for your captives- sorry, adoring audience?

[Interference]

Yeah, I really should, but got a zapper of a migraine. Immobilised

It's tolerable now, though I'm too drugged up to drive.

[springs]

Yeurggh; I don't get the headaches only the visual stuff. Is the computer not driving it nuts?

[paranoid marvin]

Or throwing a spanner in the works?

[Interference]

Not so much now it's almost gone. I often use the computer or TV as the road back to normality after it lays me out. Otherwise I get bored just going "aaaoowww!" every five seconds. Much more fun to go "He-heheeaaoowww!" which, apart from anything else, confuses the cats no end


Right now I'm contemplating which is worse, the queasiness or the hunger. I should be ok as long as I don't bolt my food

[springs]

You've been reading the 75 word challenges? Yee-haw!! hope you feel better soon.

Time's up, gotta go; this is driving me mad. at least another 2 weeks to go.

[Interference]

Ok, have a great day.

(Going Cold turkey would be worse - particularly so soon after Christmas....)

[Ursa major]

Originally Posted by paranoid marvin

Are you a tortoise?

With regard to lifting up a whole house: no wonder they're called turtle neck sweaters.

[paranoid marvin]

Originally Posted by Ursa major

With regard to lifting up a whole house: no wonder they're called turtle neck sweaters.

With the added ability that you can crane your neck.

[Ursa major]

Only when the turtle neck is attached to a pulley-over. (Which, to be fair, it almost certainly is.)