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[Interference]

The bears are?

[springs]

Be nice, I'm typographically challenged. There now, think of the many responses availble to that.

[Interference]

Typical


(I got one so far .... oh, wait, I have two --- No, the second one was just a typo )

[springs]

That wasn't one I'd imagined

gotta go, clogged up mum's computer for hours now. Back to internet withdrawal. _thinking of buying one of those pay as you go access sticks to tide me over, RL work is impossible from Bberry._

[Interference]

True, at this rate you might have to look for a biro or something.

Good luck with constructing a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins (extra points if you can name the episode )

[Ursa major]

But expect to have the rug pulled out from under you....

[paranoid marvin]

Or find blood on the carpet...

[paranoid marvin]

Originally Posted by Interference

The bears are?

I'm sure he'll treasure that sentiment!

treasure.... bears are... bursar - geddit? Oh, please yourselves!

[Interference]

Sure. Très sure, in fact.

[Ursa major]

I'm glad you've got that off your chest.

[Interference]

I hate rum deals.

[springs]

Yes, when your opponent gets 6 aces... just checking in, briefly, making sure my new water bed's still here.

[Interference]

It's still here, all right. Is it meant to have that fountain in the middle? It's very pretty, I must say, but surely it has some practical disadvantages.

*deftly conceals stanley knife and measuring tape*

[springs]

Oh poo; that's most inconvenient. But great for surfing, which is more than I can say for my computer...

[Interference]

If you open the lid, you can use it as a stabiliser.

I think the statue is a nice touch, though. Bronze, isn't it? Ursa will be please when he sees it. Especially if Timba gets back first and hangs his hammock from it.

Can you sue for loss of earnings, btw?