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[Ursa major]

I can't believe it's not better....

[springs]

spreading them thin, tonight.

[Ursa major]

A little bird has told me that you're interested in an Internet-free life in the wilds of Bulgaria. So I've raided my piggy bank and have enough, I believe, for a one-way train ticket to София**.








** - I thought I'd use the local alphabet, in order to start your acclimatisation to Bulgarian life.

[springs]

Вие сте твърде вид, мечка, но бих мразя да ви лиши от вашия доход.

[Ursa major]

Don't concern yourself, Springs. It's money well spent.

[springs]

Well, I suppose a small holiday with my Blackberry which I've been assured can connect to a certain forum would be lovely. Thanks. A nice city break would be lovely. Very touched I am.

Also, if you would like to invest on the short term, about £20000,then my aunt in Nigeria passed away and left me oodles of money, but I have no means of transferrring it. thanks.

don't we all love google translator.

[paranoid marvin]

oodles of money? Did she own a pasta mine?

[Ursa major]

Surely that can't be the sauce of her money, PM.




Amd Springs: I'm less interested in transferring money into here than I am in transferring pretenders out.

[paranoid marvin]

It was bound to ketchup with her eventually.

[Ursa major]

Then again, she believes in the motto, devil take the Heinz-most.

[paranoid marvin]

Well they say variety is the spice of life, and they don't come much spicer than devilled beans.

[Ursa major]

If you're asking whether it would be possible for us to find something spicier, our answer would have to be, "Yes, we can!"

[paranoid marvin]

Thyme will tell, but that simply doesn't cut the mustard for me.

[Ursa major]

I prefer to rely on sage advice, something I can't get from Basil.

[paranoid marvin]

I'm sure you'd be able to grind it out of him eventually; unless he's fawlty of course.