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[Ursa major]

Given his dietary requirements, I read Inter's comments as if they were something Oliver Twist might have said: "Gruel! Gruel!" particularly as he was hinting that Springs might have to do some porridge for the alleged crime.

[Interference]

*Ahem* I think you'll find that "alleged" applies mostly to crimes that the perpetrator hasn't already confessed to.

I spent three years studying law, you know. Well, there isn't much on daytime TV except Judge Judy these days.....

[springs]

Oh I can do porridge; suspect Inter's cooking skills might appreciate same. With honey/ raisins or plain? the 130 mile transit mightn't improve it, but if anyone has a time machine handy?

[Interference]

I've a microwave, which is pretty much the same thing. Food goes in, you set it for The Future and in seconds, food comes out cooked.

Sure, they try to tell us it's something called "micro-wave technology", but I took one apart and there isn't a single wave in there. Dry as a bone, in fact.

[Ursa major]

Originally Posted by springs1971

...but if anyone has a time machine handy?

Will someone keep watch while I get one...? (I think I clocked one in a nearby thread.)

[Interference]

Yeah, I've clocked it already. So you can go - very far - and check out everything I've said

[Ursa major]

Actually, I was mistaken. It's on the forum's home page, counting the number of posts.






(Yes, it 's the Chron-o-meter. )

[Interference]

COL (Chuckled Out Loud )

[Timba]

seems to have gone quiet, wonder why?

[springs]

Empty thread; just the way I like it.

*tips Timba from hammock*

*watches him roll off thread and into The Lounge*

*Climbs into hammock, turns over; Sat. morning lie in. Excellent.*

[Ursa major]

* Pulls the centre of the hammock almost to the ground, then releases it. Watches Springs as she shoots into the air. *


How's that for getting up in the morning...?

[springs]

*Weee* bumps ! a month late but way-hay.

[Ursa major]

* Quickly puts paddling pool full of custard on ground, into which Springs falls. *



I bet you thought I'd forgotten about the health & safety aspects of this.

[springs]

*stands up, dripping*

Oh well, trip to the sauna; which for any listening bears I would like to remind you it was moved, painstakingly by my faerie work colleagues last week to this side of the border. Back soon.



pause, pause.

all better; any sign of Timba? I bet he likes the lounge; good coffee in the tea room, I believe.

[Ursa major]

I hope you realise that that was proper safety equipment, not simply a plo... er... prop for a joke.