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[Ursa major]

You'd have to hop** in a straight line.







** - You have to be touching your nose with one of your (still attached***) toes.

*** - Best not to ask about this for the moment.

[springs]

Wel, so long as the toes are still attached, that's all right. um, attached to what? And do we get to pass a balloon down the line using only our knees. Hiliarious that one.

[Ursa major]

I hadn't thought of the ballon test you mention. But now we've entered times of greater inflation, it might be worth a go.

[springs]

I just thought I'd float it as an idea.

[Interference]

You might be able for the citizen's test, but is Caine?

[Ursa major]

He isn't a dead cert.

[springs]

the bad news is I didn't get a lie in. happy 2012 to all the inhabitants of this thread, human, ursine, or hammock bound.

[Interference]

*only slightly miffed at aliens not being included in the qualification for happiness*

Me, neither, though to be fair, it would probably have been a longer sleep if I'd been in bed earlier

[springs]

oh and aliens, I forgot to extend a warm welcome to aliens, particularly those of a wild west variety this month, apparently. Who can play guitars.

[Interference]

And no wonder they're wild - have you heard the kind of music they like out there? Mind you, is isn't much better for us wild Easterners - If grandpappy didn't sing it, they don't wanna hear it

Gotta dash, now. My pet Christians are in need of some musical education

[springs]

Well, I hope you look after them as well as the cats.

[Ursa major]

Is "musical education" a euphemism for going into a bar?



A Happy New Year! (to all denizens of this thread).

[springs]

I've used it many many times in the past. Seemed to be accepted in my neck of the woods, then again any excuse to go to a bar gets accepted round here.

[Ursa major]

Of course it does; after all, the locals need to stave off thirst.


(And as they say Down Under - they're still a bit macho there - "Every Good Boy Deserves Fosters".)

[springs]

Seems a bit harsh, adoptions more longterm, maybe kinder.