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[Interference]

I have a fairly farm grasp of things like this.

[Ursa major]

So have you been to any arable lectures? (Particularly ones concerned with fava beans?)

[springs]

Okay, that was good, I had a laugh. Um, the cows, they could light up the Antrim skyline, we have oodles of them here, they may as well be useful.

Who put me in charge? I'm a woman, for heaven's sake, and the rest of you - um - aren't. It's our natural place, we just don't always tell men that.

And, ty, I think book 3's my fav too, especially since so far I haven't done any blinking work on it, I just know it's gonna be brill...

and since I've taken a horrible reaction to the Xmas tree on my hands, next year a led-pollutant tree sounds good.

Ursa; I really don't need to know what you've been doing with the cow's udders... tell the udder ones.

[Ursa major]

I assume the cows would be gas-lit, so there'd be no need for electricity (unless you want that to be the key to ignition).

[Interference]

If they're B.Moo.Ws, they're probably electronic ignitions - no key required.

[Ursa major]

Given the exact source of the cows' light, I thought they might be Sunbeams....

[Interference]

What rootes did you take to come to that conclusion?

[Ursa major]

I'm relying on information from the farm dog, Rover.

[springs]

He's always barking up the wrong tree

[Ursa major]

Why the farmer called the cat that, I'll never know.

[Interference]

Hi, Springs. Did you just take those cows, like you said you would, up the hill, man?

[springs]

The cat barks, excellent, I like one with attitude.

All the way, Inter, lady.

[Ursa major]

Someone is always prepared to take the cowherd's way out.

[paranoid marvin]

And be forever branded,

[Ursa major]

Best hide, then.