Last Post in This Thread Wins!

[Ursa major]

Shhhhh!

This is the time of year when the mods are out in force: for some reason, spammers and bots prefer holiday periods. (It can't be because the spammers have work to go to at other times. I mean to say, who would want to employ them?)

[Interference]

You mean, there's a spammer in the works(place)?

[Ursa major]

It's a bit of a wrench, but I'll go and have a look.



None that I can see at the moment, but some of them are really tricksy and hide for weeks before showing their hand.

[Interference]

A bit more leg-work required, then. Off you go

[Timba]

As the sick guy in his hammock let me say you folks are really entertaining........odd, strange and bizarre but highly entertaining.

[springs]

You're the one up in the air, Timba.

[Ursa major]

A more accurate characterisation would be that Timba's often just hanging around in this thread.

[springs]

There's a surfeit of hangers-on in this thread. Odd, strange and bizarre ones apparently, so that's me counted out.

[Ursa major]

Why?

Being odd, strange and/or bizarre seems to be no bar to being here (I'm far too tolerant, obviously), although your presence does contravene the LPITTW rules on illegal aliens' entry to this territory.

[springs]

Originally Posted by Ursa major

Why?

Being odd, strange and/or bizarre seems to be no bar to being here (I'm far too tolerant, obviously), although your presence does contravene the LPITTW rules on illegal aliens' entry to this territory.

No, evidently not.

Anyway, I'm here that long now I think I can claim squatter's rights. (even if I was accepting your argument about my illegal status, which I don't)

[Ursa major]

Given your status as an illegal alien**, I would suggest that your opinion on the legality of your presence here is probably worth, well, diddly squat....








** - And I'm being kind, given your association with the Treacherous Keys.

[springs]

See Illegal I can handle; treacherous, I've probably had my moments.

But alien? That's just specist. However you want to spell it(tried a couple; species-ist; specieist none seem right.)

On a SFF site, jeez where's a one eyed lady to go these days?

[Ursa major]

One-eyed?

You have three heads, all of them with two eyes, making six in total:

.

[springs]

My cunning disguise; I could have said I have a spring instead of legs, but that would have been obvious.

[Ursa major]

True, it wouldn't have sprung out of nowhere**.









** - In fact, it would have sprung out of the Treacherous Keys.