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[Interference]

No, but I saw where she knicked them from

(Ty - can't think where to put the Santa hat, though... )

[springs]

You should report her.

announce it as a tribute to the Chinese new year instead; make Ireland seem multicultural?

[Interference]

I would, but she's got quite a big lump hammer

Seem?

[springs]

Not in her knickers of course.

You're in the exotic south, don't forget...

[Interference]

Hard to tell without a closer examination - which I ain't doin' as long as she's wielding said hammer!

Yeah, we gets all sorts doon 'ere

[Interference]

Originally Posted by springs1971

announce it as a tribute....

Incidentally (or quite deliberately, in fact,) it's my Journey avatar. The kanji symbols represent Question, Travel, Heart, Song and The Path at the centre of it all.

[springs]

I like it a lot; better than the group.

[Interference]

Really? They're always getting a name-check on Strictly

[springs]

That'll be the Strictly good songs contest? The public vote off?

[Interference]

It's a big mistake letting the public have a vote.

You don't need to be Nick Clegg to see that....

[springs]

Blame Cleggy, that's what I say; my turkey's the wrong size (my big bro's the butcher and he keeps selling mine until I have whatever's left), blame Cleggy, not my big bro; my turkey doesn't get home 'cos knackered bro forgot it, again; blame Cleggy and defrost the salmon; my tree looks wonky; definitely Cleggy.

Who'd want to be poor Cleggy? I'd resign.

[Ursa major]

Perhaps your turkey has, for the first time in history, decided to vote against Christmas. (Most years, Turkeys resign themselves to being roasted and eaten.)


(Now that's what I call an alternative vote.)

[Interference]

Got a lovely Linda McCartney pie waiting for me.

TTFN

[paranoid marvin]

Perhaps it's going into labour?

[Ursa major]

TTFN?

Tofu Turkey: Foul Nutrition...?