Last Post in This Thread Wins!

[Ursa major]

Remember: there's no need to hurry back to this thread....

[Rosemary]

I'll remember, Ursa!

[nj1]

Originally Posted by Rosemary

I wonder if that's the 'Polly' who tried to eat my youngests ice cream?

Originally Posted by zaelyel

Or the one who put the kettle on?

It's possible.....she's known to be partial to icecream and a cuppa in the afternoons...

Now as warned she's capable of producing a nasty nip.. maybe even breaking the skin.... for your own safety PLEASE leave this thread in an orderly manner.... I'll sacrifice myself.... go....I think I hear feathers...what....no.... Polly...please...nnnooooooo....


#he he, that should ensure I'll win the last post...#

[Rosemary]

Who's volunteering to rescue NJ from Polly?

[Ursa major]

* Thinking nj1 has perhaps been bitten by the bird (which may have bird 'flu), Ursa uses the transporter to send nj1 to a high-security isolation ward where he can sit out his quarantine for... well, let's just say it'll be more than enough time. *


Better safe than sorry....


* Sees Rosemary and sends her to the ward next to nj1's. *


Even safer ... and I'm no more sorry than I was before.

[Rosemary]

What do you mean 'even safer'? I haven't been bitten by the parrot.

[Ursa major]

It's a precautionary measure....

[Rosemary]

Oh in that case - we should ALL be in the high-security isolation ward

[Ursa major]

I agree: all biological entities who have been in this thread should be sent into quarantine.






But some of us are not biological entities....

[thepaladin]

Hi, guess you were right..I'm back in town and the thread is still going.


What's with the puddle of blood and feathers?
(Pulls high pressure hose through door and begins to hose down floor)

[Vladd67]

Who's the new cleaner then?

[thepaladin]

Just can't stand a mess. Comes from the whole "never sheath your sword without cleaning the blade thing". Blood on the floor, you know, someone could slip.

[Rosemary]

Hasn't anyone told you about the Goblins, Paladin?

[thepaladin]

Just couldn't wait....if it had been anything but blood. Like I said someone might have slopped. Hope I didn't cost the goblins any overtime though......want a feather?

[TheEndIsNigh]

This is all a plot by you lot to make me have to revive a thread again isn't it.

You miserable Bu**ers.

Well if that;s what it takes then I'm up for it, but think of the poor thread. All alone in it's box just hoping for a hero to come along and give it the kiss of life.

Uuughhh!!!