Sweet Talk?

[Ursa major]

A MUM who bought a bag of sweets for a children’s party was astonished to find some of them emblazoned with four-letter words.

Bought in the 99p Stores on Poole High Street, the offending chew tells its consumer to “F*** Off!”

Shop staff have said they were shocked by the discovery and are investigating.

Mum-of-three Delia Marshallsay, 27, bought the bag of Bingo sweets for her two young boys’ birthday party on Friday.

As she studied the bag closer, she was stunned to see the expletive emblazoned on one of the sweets.

Poole mum finds profanity-laden sweets in variety bag (From Bournemouth Echo)

This phrase from further down the story caught my eye:

The sweets appear to be manufactured by a company called PMS....

[The Judge]

Hmmmm... PMS.... 'F*** off'

Yep. Sounds about right to me.

J

[Urlik]

this sounds like the work of that notorious super-villain the disgruntled employee

[Rodders]

I'd bet those sweets were f@@@@@@ lovely though.