Men vs. Women ~ Race to 1000, lets get going!

[nj1]

I reakon we should start talking about football or mechanics or something, that'll scare the women folk off while we romp home

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[Ursa major]

Yeah, and we can focus in on the Offside Rule.

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[The Procrastinator]

-2 Thread Bear, eh? I must bee the Hunny Bear.

[Ursa major]

Actually, I've just noticed something about the Offside Rule that I hadn't realised applied, namely the significance of the position of the ball vis-à-vis the player with the ball....


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[nj1]

Trying to reach a + figure

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[The Procrastinator]

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I assume you mean dancing when you say ball.

[Ursa major]

In soccer, the ball has to be closer to the line than the player, so if the player cuts back, he may be offside....


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[The Procrastinator]

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In line dancing?

[Ursa major]

...a new Decision in Law 11 that being 'nearer to his opponent's goal line' meant that "any part of his head, body or feet is nearer to his opponents' goal line than both the ball and the second last opponent. The arms are not included in this definition."

That's what it says.

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[The Procrastinator]

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how does that go with the right to bear arms, then?

[Ursa major]

With or without gloves?


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[The Procrastinator]

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bears don't need gloves, on the whole.

[Ursa major]

You won't say that when hot candle wax splashes on your paw.


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[nj1]

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Hurrah!!!!!

[Ursa major]

Three cheers for being positive.

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