What would you do if the person above you was-

[Arwena]

Point them to a very special shop in New York that caters to tentacled customers

WWYDI th aliens claimed after they did numerous tests on you they'd throw a big party in your honor

[Interference]

Point out that I'm not big on parties and ask them just to do the tests and buy me a bunch of flowers, instead.

WWYDI flowers were the ruling classes where the aliens came from?

[Arwena]

I'd try to escape as quick as I could, flowers are nice to look but I'd hate to be one, though they're probably nicer than intelligent vegetables

WWYDI the aliens only served you Brussels sprouts to eat

[Interference]

Get them to look at the wonderful recipes I've heard that are contained in the popular cook-book How To Serve Mankind.

WWYDI the cooking of vegetables was outlawed by the aliens and sprouts had to be eaten raw?

[Arwena]

I don't think I could ever eat another vegetable

WWYDI the vegetables revolted agasinst being eaten by humans and began drowing people in carrot juice

[bunnypeaches]

I'd drink my way out!

WWYDI you were chained in a dungeon, forced to listen to Paris Hilton monologue's all day.

[Interference]

Eat the chains and hope for a swift death.

WWYDI Paris Hilton turned out to be the most intelligent person on the planet - just incredibly shy about letting anyone know it.

[Arwena]

I'd still eat the chains, super-intelligence does not assure interest

WWYDI theychained up Paris Hilton and you had to entertain her all day

[Interference]

I'd read her my poetry and watch her scream. She loves that

WWYDI your poetry made wall plaster crack?

[Arwena]

Write poetry to help redecorate the home

WWYDI everyone had to take the name of a city as their first name (e.g. Paris Hilton)

[Interference]

Call one of my children Sun and the other Sin.

WWYDI you booked into the Hilton hotel in Paris and found the top floor completely vacant?

[Arwena]

I'd take a room on the floor below

WWYDI every city with over a million population had to be named after a planet

[Interference]

I'd call one of my cities Uranus and the other Mars.

WWYDI the bottom fell out of the city-building market as a consequence?

[Arwena]

Reinstate Pluto as a planet

WWYDI the aliens language had only one vowel - o - so that "London" was okay but New York had to be renamed Now York and Paris was abolished

[Interference]

Have trouble pronouncing Olboqoorqoo and move to Honololo

WWYDI typographers invented the wheel on the alien world and their bicycle chains are very musical?