What would you do if the person above you was-

[Interference]

I'd say, "That's 'andy" of course.

WWYDI then next pun you heard was the final piece of a puzzle you'd been trying to figure out since the dawn of time but it was too awful to listen to?

[bunnypeaches]

I don't know. Have a nervous breakdown maybe?

WWYDI you caught a fairy on some fly paper by accident?

[Interference]

Say, "Some fairy you are, getting caught in something all the flies seem to manage to avoid perfectly easily."

WWYDI the fairy asked you where the nearest Christmas tree was?

[GrownUp]

Point it in the wrong direction. Those pine needles are spiky, it would be for its own good.

WWYDI the world was ravaged by meteors.

[Arwena]

Open a metal shop

WWYDI there was a crater where your house once stood

[Interference]

My guitaaaaarrrrrssss!

WWYDI your novel vanished off your hard drive - and that's the only thing missing.

[bunnypeaches]

Spies! The spies got to me! But I was so careful...

WWYDI I your parachute wouldn't open?

[Arwena]

That would depend on whether I was actually jumping from a plane at the time. You'll never catch me sky-diving

WWYDI time suddenly began to run backward

[Rosemary]

I'd become younger I wouldn't creak anymore!

WWYDI if you found your self on the Hogwash Express?

[bunnypeaches]

Get a sandwich from the food trolley and read my book.

WWYDI I kept shouting 'Yay drunken forum posts!' as I scampered up and down the Hogwash Express? (My imagination's not up to scratch right now!)

[Interference]

I'd get a big fork of the dinner trolley and scratch your imagination.

WWYDI the Hogwash Express needed a wash - but not with a hog, of course.

[bunnypeaches]

I'd wash it of course

WWYDI you woke up to find two cats squabbling about who gets to lie across your face?

[Interference]

Think, "Oh, no, here we go again" and hold my breath waiting to see who wins.

WWYDI the winning cat was also the one with the sharpest claws, which she uses to make your face more comfy to lie on?

[bunnypeaches]

Haha I probably wouldn't bat an eyelid, I'm used to it!

WWYDI you had a cat that was constantly sneaking in under the covers for his sleep?

[Interference]

Again, what I normally do - tickle his ear and wait for him to get bored and climb out again. (my two have very different attitudes to where they like to sleep - true)

WWYDI once one cat had gone, the other decided to have a look see what was so cosy about being entombed, spent twenty minutes exploring and then decided she was fine where she'd been in the first place - and climbed on your head again?