What would you do if the person above you was-

[Interference]

LOL

Put on AC/DC - they'll never find me with their heads going like that.

WWYDI the metal head guinea pigs brought their drum 'n' bass squirrel mates with them?

[bunnypeaches]

Hahaha I'd awwww at their bushy little tails and the stumpy little guinea pigs.

WWYDI the gerbils threw their lot in as well and mankind was threatened with a full scale rodent uprising (armies of squirrels riding capybaras (sp?) )

[Interference]

We wouldn't stand a chance against such an army of cuteness!!!


WWYDI the general of the enemy rodent army was called Fluffy and had a cute little nose twitch but was torturing you for information?

[Arwena]

Never, ever mistake cuteness for weakness

WWYDI if you had to choose between a rat named Fliffy or a goldfish named Ironjaw for a pet?

[Interference]

Swap their names and keep the fish.

WWYDI fish decided to launch a major attack on us at high tide?

[Arwena]

Flee to the mountains, there's nothing more unpleasant than a fish attack!

WWYDI all the fish of the oceans started swimming in unison to cause a tsunami

[Interference]

I'd use the power generated by the massive wave front to power a land-lifting anti-gravity field and laugh as the waves roll by underneath us.

WWYDI all the fish in the ocean started swimming together in an anti-clockwise direction, thereby slowing the spinning speed of the planet, ultimately reversing its direction?

[bunnypeaches]

Would it turn back time too like Superman did? Cause that could be quite handy.

WWYDI you came home to find your house burnt down and your pet goldfish outside in his tank but smelling suspiciously of petrol fumes?

[Majimaune]

Say "Since when did I have a goldfish?"

WWYDI you got caught doing something you shouldn't be?

[bunnypeaches]

Give a false name and/or run away, like we did when we got caught smoking at school.

WWYDI you got stuck half way up a chimney?

[Interference]

Half way up or half way down? These details ar important you know

I'd drop the presents and ask Rudolf to lower a rope and pull me out.

WWYDI someone lit the fire before you got out of the chimney?

[Arwena]

It would probably mean curtains but I very definitely would not climb down

WWYDI you were happily warming yourself at the fireplace on an extremely chilly day, when suddenly the fire went out, Santa popped out and said, "Congratulations, you are my 1,000,000th home I've visited today

[Interference]

Roll my eyes - Santa's always saying that, it's a hook to get you to nip back to his grotto for a presentation on North Pole Time Shares.

WWYDI you found you'd accidentally purchased a time share in the North Pole.

[bunnypeaches]

Build an ice fortress and get me some armored polar bears! Or are polar bears in the south pole?

WWYDI I invited you to come to my ice fortress to help me plan world domination with my army of armored bears?

[Interference]

Lock my Fortress of Solitude and fly over to discuss your plans.

WWYDI you sent for Superman but got Clark Kent?