What would you do if the person above you was-

[Arwena]

Might still be good, you grant me this one?

WWYDI all the aliens shows were reality shows?

[Interference]

Oh, yeah - I'll grant that


Feel right at home and never turn on my TV again.

WWYDI global warming could be reversed by giving alien TV ratings a boost?

[Arwena]

Headlines in the New York Post - WATCHING ALIEN TV PLUNGES EARTH INTO NEW ICE AGE

WWYDI the aliens considered 20 F a balmy temperature

[Interference]

Think they were barmy.

WWYDI alien space ships were made of ice, which is fine for the interstellar bit but when it comes to landing they have to refridgerate their target planet?

[Granfalloon]

Well, if they had to refrigerate the whole bl**dy planet, then I'd say we're in the clear because clearly, this planet would be too small for them. Otherwise, why waste energy, just land on the polar ice caps. Of course, then they'd think the planet was populated by penguins. Stupid aliens!

WWYDI all of the reality shows were actually filmed and produced by aliens, in a last ditch attempt to show us how stupid we are, thus giving us one last chance to show any redeeming qualities?

[Arwena]

Are we not perfectly capable of making fools of ourselves without alien help? It's said though that stupid people are the last to realize that they are stupid. (There's my cynicism again)

WWYDI there was actually a hidden code in all the reality shows that gave the formula for FTL travel?

[Granfalloon]

Then Jeff Goldblum would be the first one to crack the code.

WWYDI the person above you had no money, even though he's really highly intelligent?

[Interference]

Offer to buy his intelligence for a reasonable sum to be discussed later.

WWYDI intelligence could be got in a supermarket, with game show hosts' and footballers' intelligence in the remainders bin for less than a fiver?

[Granfalloon]

I wouldn't go for two reasons. 1) I'm already intelligent. 2) I hate crowds full of idiots.

WWYDI you could by "Intelligence Pills" on the internet? (Oh, they have that already???)

[Interference]

What I do with all Internet herbal remedies: Stock up, you never know when the Internet might go out of business.

WWYDI the Internet went out of business *horror* ?

[x_pyrofyre]

(Wow, been a while since I posted here...o.O'; )

And I think I would actually go insane. For real. I'd probably rob a bank and rebuilt the business. True story.

WWYDI I managed this?

[Interference]

Heyyyy! *waves like a maniac for a while and then calms down*

Good evening, Ms Fyre. Welcome home

I'd promise to keep quiet about this confession for a small percentage

WWYDI, before you could rob the bank, the bank robbed you? (also a true story )

[Arwena]

why not legally rob them through lawsuit

WWYDI you met a super-intelligent alien lawyer who never lost a case and was willing to sue the banks for everything they owned and split the profit with you

[Interference]

I'd take back everything I ever said, thought or wondered about lawyers as a race.

WWYDI the most prevalent alien race in the Universe was a race of Groucho Marx impressionists?

[Granfalloon]

Originally Posted by Interference

I'd take back everything I ever said, thought or wondered about lawyers as a race.

On a handshake?!! how do you know alien lawyers can be trusted? I'd ask to see his credentials, although I probably would not be able to read them, and even if I could, how could I trust that his credentials were solid since they are from some other planet? What a conundrum. You realize this is all because human lawyers can rarely be trusted on a simple handshake.

WWYDI the most prevalent alien race in the Universe was a race of Groucho Marx impressionists?

I'd assume they'd live somewhere between 50 and 100 Light Years from here, because those television transmissions would have reached them by then (or on the way here).

WWYDI it turned out that alien lawyers can always be trusted, and we are the only race who has perfidious lawyers?