What would you do if the person above you was-

[Granfalloon]

Tell everyone, just to see what happens. (you know by now that I'm a complete loon)

WWYDI the people who are considered to be complete loons were actually the sanest of us all?

[Arwena]

One must make a distinction between complete loons who are just looney and complete loons who are undercover geniuses

WWYDI a complete loon told you, "You're looking good, (your name)"

[Interference]

Hope they turn out to be one of the genius loons.

WWYDI you lost something of vital importance but when you found it again you realised it wasn't all that important after all?

[Granfalloon]

I'd ROFL. That happens to me all the time.

WWYDI You found something of such great vital importance, that it could transform the people of this planet into peace abiding, love peddlers (with a few genius loons thrown in), and then you lost it, and discovered it had fallen into the hands of the Scots?

[Interference]

Move to Scotland - by bike ... cos I always wanted to be a love pedaler.

WWYDI the something was discovered to be the gleam of hope in the eye of a donkey?

[Arwena]

Ah, then we'd also have genius donkeys

WWYDI there were not enough donkeys to make the whole world happy?

[Interference]

Feel a bit of an ass

(that joke was a long time setting up ... *phew* )

WWYDI you had a bag of crisps (patronising translation - chips) and the only dip you could find was sheep-dip?

[Granfalloon]

I'd dip the sheep in the sheep-dip and use the "afters" (patronizing translation - leftovers) as a beer chaser to have with my crisps.

WWYDI The person above you told the aliens that you guzzled the last of the sheep dip?

[Interference]

Anticipate sympathy cards from outer space.

WWYDI the only newsagents' in outer space only had "Congratulations on passing your driving test" cards?

[Arwena]

Buy a card, cross out "driving test" and write in "new baby," or "graduation" or "making it into outer space" or whatever. I might stay off the road, obviously the aliens want us in cars for some reason

WWYDI the aliens had huge magnets that sucked up every car on the road anywhere

[Interference]

Ride a plastic bike.

WWYDI alien magnets attracted plastic and it was raining and you had a plastic mac, a plastic umbrella and plastic shoes on?

[Arwena]

Sged the plastic mac and shoes and throw my cloth coat over the now-opened plastic umbrella and float gently back to earth

WWYDI the aliens are up all the plastic on earth

[Interference]

Neat escape - you have nearly passed the test to become a superhero

Hmmm ... being "up plastic" Some American tradition, perhaps?

WWYD if the aliens based their entire culture on American sit-coms?

[Granfalloon]

We do. But just for fun. it's one of our favorite pass-times.

WWYDI We aliens got bored with imitating your sit-coms, and decided to do our own version of "You're on Candid Camera!", started*airing it, and it was the funniest show you've ever seen?

[Interference]

Can't wait till they discover Big Brother

WWYDI there wasn't a role for Hugh Grant in an Alien rom-com?