What would you do if the person above you was-

[Interference]

Award the gold to the best zapper.

WWYD if aliens coloured ring on the Olympic flag couldn't be seen within the frequency range of normal human eyesight, but made a deafening noise every time the flag was hoisted?

[Arwena]

Ban the aliens from the Olympics

WWYDI the aliens in retaliation banned all earthlings from interplanetary travel?

[Interference]

Pour me a beer and put Star Trek on the DVD - again.

WWYDI it suddenly became intolerable to carry on living vicariously through the lives of fictional characters?

[Arwena]

I'd finally get a life

WWYDI we discovered that Star Trek was the reality and we were just a program in one of their hologram rooms?

[Interference]

Check the series notes and find which episode I'm in, cos if it's one of the Dixon Hill ones, I might just sit back and enjoy the deception

WWYDI it was too easy to enjoy the deception rather than face the truth and the pain it might entail?

[Arwena]

Choose the more enjoyable route, as an infamous Roman procurator once said, "What is truth?" Oh no, that's not the way of integrity - back to reality.

WWYDI the aliens, due to light speed distortion in their communications sensor, thought that Margaret Thatcher was still England's Prime Minister?

[Interference]

Sell them a new Porsche 911 and tell them to buy shares in Falkland Island Sheep.

WWYD if the aliens knew everything about our history and that by tomorrow all the mysteries of life on earth would be common knowledge?

[Arwena]

Promises, promises. Their answer would probably be as significant as the mice in the Hitchhikers Guide - 42. (Sorry to be cynical, I would at least hear them out)

WWYDI the aliens were actually staging the landing as a part of their new movie, "Life on Earth: A New Beginning."

[Interference]

Make sure nobody told Tom Cruise. He's short, but he's violent.

WWYDI two aliens met you in an underground car-park, gave you a plane ticket to the Australian Outback and told you that the truth was out there?

[Arwena]

I'd take the ticket, fly to Australia, but stay in Syfney, no outback camping for this one. Besides, the truth is everywhere.

WWYDI the aliens created a veritable Shangri-La in the Australian outback?

[Interference]

Help them rename it "Shane's Grill and Bar"

WWYDI the aliens had large M-shaped double-arches on their hats and offered you a MacBregitlung Sandwich?

[Arwena]

Oh wow! I try to never set foot in a Mickey D's. Besides, who knows what kind of meat is in a MacBregitlung Sandwich?

WWYDI you found out that the aliens only eat raw meat?

[Interference]

It's bregit lung, of course, silly

Cook myself.

WWYDI Linda McCartney turned out to be an alien and came back with pies for everyone?

[Fal]

Depends on whether they were raw pies?? If not, then give them a whirl and try them MMMmmmm... Pie!!!

WWYDI after enjoying the pies, you realised they had given you the ability to turn invisible?

[Interference]

I'd stop hiding and run through the streets naked, shouting "Free at laaaaaassssstttt!"

WWYDI the invisibility wore of just seconds before you were about to do something ... questionable ....