What would you do if the person above you was-

[Tansy]

Brick up the cat flap if I was stupid enough to have one, mine has to wait for me to let him in a situation I love and he hates which keeps us equal


WWYDI nights lasted 24 hours and you were scare of the dark?

[Interference]

Learn to live with a huge electricity bill.

WWYDI English people all talked like Keanu in Dracula?

[Arwena]

Probably cower in a corner

WWYDI the first aliens we make contact with learned English from Dr. Deuss?

[Interference]

It might be hard to comprehend
It might be hard to make it bend
It might be harder all the time
I hope they wouldn't speak in rhyme.

WWYDI they brought a cure for the common cold but it was a carcinogen?

[Arwena]

At least if you just sneeze you know you're alive

WWYDI the aliens offered to air-condition the whole planet

[Interference]

That's what happened to the Ozone Layer!

WWYDI the aliens put on a Welcome Earth To The Inter Galactic Federation party for every sentient creature in the solar system - and you weren't invited?

[Tansy]

Sleep through it

WWYDI we were the only planet with life on it in the whole solar system

[Interference]

Take the aluminium foil hat off. But you don't get me that easily, you pesky aliens!! *shakes fist effectively*

WWYDI shaking your fist actually made people listen to you?

[Arwena]

It would make me wonder what they were thinking of me

WWYDI the aliens said "Earth is our planet of origin and we're back to reclaim it." (They look a little bit like dinosaurs)

[Interference]

Explain that possession is nine thenths of the law and when they're busy showing how a Death Star is the other tenth, hurriedly write my will.

WWYDI the aliens turned out to be the most polite, helpful and generally sickly-sweet creatures you'd ever met?

[Arwena]

Beware those creatures who are too good to be true

WWYDI the overt purpose of the aliens visit was to organize an earth team for the inter-galactic football league

[Grimward]

Expand the scope of the American Football thread, of course!
( but that's not the football you meant, is it? )

WWYDI the inter-galactic football league was but a clever front for Hulu?

[Interference]

Is it my imagination or is Baldwin looking very frightened these days?

And, Arwena ... don't be so cynical

WWYDI the aliens didn't even bring cheese dips to the launch party for the League.

[Arwena]

I'd start worrying about what they did eat for snacks (soory for the cynicism!)

WWYFI they explained that to make a big enough field for Interfalactic Football, they'd have to flatten Scotland

[Interference]

Hand them a shovel.

WWYDI a horde of marauding Scotsmen in blue paint with clashing swords and even more clashing kilts came after you for making careless jokes about their homeland, particularly at a time when they're trying to put off an alien invasion and morale is already at a premium?

(cynicism forgiven, but you really ought to be more careful, y'know )